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Joined April 2011
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i’m not being hyperbolic when i say this is one of the best songs of all time. i’m so serious. i’m looking you dead in the eyes with a straight face. music.apple.com/us/album/wai…
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election is just the superbowl for kids who did the morning announcements
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Coming to work with six hours of sleep in me after staying up for a day and a half
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my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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Replying to @nbcsnl
november 14th a big day for women on lexapro
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Replying to @Helios_Movement
Introspect to postulate, not ruminate. 🎯
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every time i post my thoughts or feelings i think of this
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New super group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! @foofighters @davematthewsbnd
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Seriously though
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The cast was breaking so much during dress rehearsal that Lorne Michaels told Will Forte to do less dancing so that the sketch wouldn't completely fall apart. It didn't matter, you can see each actor, one by one, fail to hold it together. That's the power of Will Forte.
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phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape
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My whole life is about calming my nervous system now so my body doesn’t attack itself
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you work with boomers long enough the ellipses .... just sort of creep on you .... its so easy .... so calming ........
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Carter Beauford is the best drummer I’ve ever seen. I will take no questions at this time.
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when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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Set a personal record this morning. Most days lived in a row.
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