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@spectrumashark

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 Cock Island, IL
Joined May 2018
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LIKE A MONTH OF HARD WORK AND IT'S WORKING THE REAL TIME VISUALIZATION IS WORKING AND COOLER THAN I EVER THOUGHT here's a vid of me testing out Grafana navigation, once I've built up the monitoring system it's gonna be so easy to troubleshoot bottlenecks
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Happy Halloween from Audie!! 🎃 🍑
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I would be more open to the anit-hasan crowd if they didn't *constantly* lie this clip is from 2025, he must've known this because he chose to crop the date of the tweet out of the clip
Tim (@trouble_man90) profile pictureTim
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Here’s Hasan days before the 2024 election saying that Kamala and Trump are “one to one the exact same”. Listen to how passionate he was, he believed this to his core and wanted all of his listeners to believe it too
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Roxanne, you HAVE to wear that dress tonight... ⭐️
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Jules@HoodBiologyOct 30
gokudō
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Les gens apolitiques quand la gauche gagne
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Just killed and ate my neighbour as a precautionary measure
AP (@THEAP99) profile pictureAP@THEAP99Oct 29
The lack of sand interaction animations in GTA 6 is worrying, poor quality
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trump admin: *blatant lie* random rightoids: "oh my god guys, it turns out we were right all along" they're just lying to you, the only reason you believe it is bc it confirms your priors and you get to feel falsely vindicated
HammerDownHanna 🇺🇸 (@Hammerdownhanna) profile pictureHammerDownHanna 🇺🇸@HammerdownhannaOct 30
Guys, we’ve gone from “it doesn’t happen” to “it rarely happens” to now apparently a quarter million in FOUR states.
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How MFs who crank their shit to Simpsons & Seth Mcfarlane characters be blending among us in society:
🔞👾 plum (@plums2pickles) profile picture🔞👾 plum@plums2picklesOct 29
yet another real life feat for the WD
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Algebra 2 student asking about how we can have infinite points on a line contained within the infinite 2D plane
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@gnukeithOct 29
Opsec level: Open source?
will depue (@willdepue) profile picturewill depue
@willdepueOct 29
codex gaussian splatted me and let me cut into my brain to see the MRI slice
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i think anthropic should hire me and give me equity to tweet things like “the existence of subagents implies the existence of dom agents” they need my talents
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Its funny that if you use Microsoft Edge to search for "Chrome" it begs for its life
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>“We are going to throw you in jail for posting Malfoid”
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@ZeldaZealotOct 28
“We are going to throw you in jail for posting Malfoid”
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So many of these are straight up L faps. Someone goes home and goons to the simpsons. They could be among you.
🔞👾 plum (@plums2pickles) profile picture🔞👾 plum@plums2picklesOct 29
yet another real life feat for the WD
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Harsh but fair
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@ZeldaZealotOct 28
“We are going to throw you in jail for posting Malfoid”
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Unbelievable! James Talafreako allegedly told staffers he will implement a “GAY QUOTA” requiring 30% of all Texan kids be GAY. Kids will be able to opt-in as gay. But if the 30% threshold isn’t hit, all remaining kids will be put into a GAY LOTTERY to assign who will be GAY.
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unlike catholics, I think it is immoral to neurotically police the thoughts of yourself and others
mono (@mono_twt07) profile picturemono@mono_twt07Oct 29
"I don't need religion to be good" atheists when you ask them to show one moral principle they didn't borrow from Christianity
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Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called “PTSD” that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) profile pictureNate Silver
@NateSilver538Oct 29
This has turned into kind of a weird election. And this is just based on social media, not any reporting. But based on vibes from Republicans, you'd expect Democrats to end up with 55 Senate seats. But based on the vibes from Democrats, you'd expect 50.500001.
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ground chicken, veggies, and rice cooked in chicken broth this cost me ~$20 and tastes fucking amazing ground meat and rice might be the play for the upcoming recession
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I'm already voting dem, you don't have to sell me on it
Senate Republicans (@SenateGOP) profile pictureSenate Republicans
@SenateGOPOct 28
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