🔴 Man Utd | Football vibes, observations & the occasional random thought.

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Joined June 2024
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I owe this guy an apology. He was astonishing and I don't the goal was his mistake.
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The president of the United States told Nicki Minaj to stand up so everyone could see her ass…and she did it 🫩🫩🫩
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Some people's entire issue with you is that other people like you.
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It's embarrassing how quickly your standards can disappear when someone you really like finally gives you attention.
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Self-Discipline Isn't Always the Answer So I wasn't really taught to brush my teeth every day as a kid. So I didn't. I got to be an adult and realized "hmm teeth are expensive I need to start brushing them" and brushing my teeth twice a day has been on my actual to do list every single day of my college career. It's a habit I needed to build. Have I successfully done it? Absolutely not. I'm pretty good about doing it at least once a day, but some days it just doesn't happen. It's not that I forget usually, I just had some aversion I couldn't figure out, until last week. I'm at the grocery store, in the toothpaste aisle with my roommate, and I complain about how much I hate mint. I HATE THE TASTE OF MINT. The taste and the smell, any kind of minty thing in any form, I HATE IT. But literally every "adult" toothpaste in the aisle was some type of minty disgusting nonsense. And my roommate was like "you know you could like get kids' toothpaste? You like bubblegum right?"
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“I WILL EAT CUCURELLA ALIVE!” That’s what Lamine Yamal reportedly said ahead of his battle with Marc Cucurella in El Clásico. And yesterday, the two Spain teammates went head-to-head on the wing — but Cucurella won the battle. Yamal struggled to make his usual impact, while Cucurella stayed disciplined and did an excellent job of keeping him quiet. Talk is cheap. The pitch always gives the final answer. 👀
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So messi fc and yamal fc want to face each other again 😂😂😂
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A corrupt system doesn't need everyone to be evil. It only needs enough decent people to stay profitable and quiet.
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Nobody wicked pass those girls wey dey easily cry😩💔😹
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They’re only loyal because of what they’re gaining and benefiting from you. 💯
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🚨✅ GOOD NEWS: Cole Palmer WILL be available for Chelsea against Manchester United despite his red card against Tottenham. Palmer received a one-match suspension, but because Chelsea face Liverpool in the Carabao Cup before United, his ban will be served at Anfield on Wednesday. That means he’ll be eligible to return for Saturday’s Premier League clash with Manchester United. 🔵🥶 A huge boost for us.
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we up again receive the motion twin
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I am learning to see every interaction as a chance to serve, turn rejection into fuel, build relationships over transactions and success compounds with your growth.
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Barcelona trying to do a comeback will Madrid let that happen?
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How do women cope with heartbreak?
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People that have cars, what is wrong with you why can't you just walk when did you become so lazy to walk Why do you need a car
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Good morning FT
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Imagine receiving a chloroquine injection in this Nigerian heat. 😭😂 As if the heat itself isn’t enough suffering already.
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ADHD is planning to relax on Sunday. Then realizing it’s Sunday night.
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You are afraid to bill your man, but he’s doing it comfortably to impress another girl outside. I don’t know how to advise you sis .
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Your team needs you now yamal what can you do?
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