@spellgage

Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | running logs @spellgage_runs | Spellgage#1278 on Discord

 St Petersburg, FL
Joined October 2011
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Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.
rhi@loonaeves21 Feb 2024
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
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Do any of you have good advice for finding really cheap 20-22 gauge sheet metal? I want to shim the outfeed side of my router table fence so I can do edge jointing with it.
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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd12h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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My oldest son (14) now has type 1 diabetes so pray for him if you will.
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What’s that, Lord? You were a stranger and I didn’t welcome you? My Lord, you must be confused: we outlawed your coming here. You were in the country illegally. … … Eternal fire, you say?
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Nature is healing
Raya 🎀
@FheistiOct 25
i clock out of age gap convos when both parties are over the age of 25 srry
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David Rowe@mrdavidroweOct 25
Or – hear me out here – you could recognise that a life of joy and purpose is freely available to anyone who turns away from sin and selfishness, and toward the Author of Life. Much better than a lame, damaging second adolescence.
Murray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 22
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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Prime example of acting ignorant so you can feign outrage. Outside of this discourse, most commentary about the Cheesecake Factory makes fun of its tacky aesthetic, e.g., that it looks like the Eye of Sauron.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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I think we underestimate how many people have no friends
Tired@_crustbag_Oct 24
Every time an H3 podcast clip shows up on my timeline I am baffled anyone watched it Why are there 15 people mic’d up…why is no one saying anything remotely worth while…why don’t they just cut the dead air…how was this sustainable for years lmao
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Been checking the score off and on all evening. Just checked it now at the bottom of the 8th and I’m sick to my stomach
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Hershey's chocolate is revolting if you are seeking to enjoy a piece of chocolate to make the weekly coffee with Gossipy Aunt Gertrude go by easier. It's excellent when eaten over a burnt marshmallow in 32F weather.
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Andrew@ResofthedeadOct 24
Atheists in Canada have turned their hospitals into death temples and are trying to accelerate it by taking over Catholic hospitals
Humanity First
@AtomsmadeOct 23
Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
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The Catholic Church is the largest provider of Healthcare in the world. Including approximately: Hospitals: ~5,377 to 5,500 Clinics and dispensaries: ~14,000 to 18,000 Homes for the elderly, disabled, and chronically ill: ~15,000 to 16,000 Orphanages: ~8,500 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_…
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We didn’t land on Plymouth Grok, Plymouth Grok was landed on us!
Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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Bad day for Weird Al to check this website
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What did y'all think “screw Ethan Klein” meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays? Losers.
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Most Zoomer slang has a boomer equivalent. Like instead of saying larp, you could say "you talk the talk but don't walk the walk." Instead of saying unc you could just say gramps.
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Studying Jeremiah at the Yemeni coffee house
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Five out of six of these are my wife
Vic
@Viktor03000Oct 22
You can only keep TWO . The other four disappear from your life forever. Which are you keeping? - Your ability to make money - Your health and strength - Your partner who genuinely loves you - Your family - Your peace of mind - Your closest, most loyal friend Let’s see what really matters to people.
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War powers resolutions mean nothing if you can just say "Okay I stop now, but now I start again, see you in another 90 days suckers!"
The Middle East Letter
@themiddleeastleOct 22
BREAKING: The US has begun a mass evacuation of diplomats and their families across the Middle East, while British, German, and other European authorities have ordered their diplomats to leave the region tonight after midnight. ABC reports the Israeli-US plan for attack is ready
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Spellgage@spellgage10 Nov 2023
DO NOT ACCEPT BUTTER FROM THIS ANIMAL
Science girl
@sciencegirl10 Nov 2023
The Hebridean is a sheep breed from Scotland, typically sporting two pairs of horns,
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Ryan Moulton@moultanoOct 20
Anglicized Native American names are by far the best place names in the US. If we're going to go around randomly renaming things we should be switching to those. Consider how much better Manhattan is as a name than New York, or how much better Kentucky is than West Virginia.
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