That piece of furniture you can’t seem to get rid of.
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I’ve lived in Utah for 22 years and have never been to Sundance. I think I will be going for the first and last time to see @mariabamfoo and her movie. Such an amazing comedian and person.
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It’s funny when fat people complain about babies on flights. It’s like, “Dude, nobody wants to sit next to you either.”
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Everyone champions free speech until they hear something they don't like. The motives behind punishing speech are never pure, they are always about controlling a narrative and vengeance.
I like that people have “going out” jerseys. “This is the Rams jersey I wear to nice restaurants like Benihana.”
Once boarding schools start to get shot up maybe we’ll see the fuckers in charge start to give a shit.
