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Gary, IN
Joined December 2015
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Please read: nothing I say is satire, I am this obnoxious and awful in real life. I have excessively strong opinions and find most things to be a total delight and enjoy shoving it in people's faces. Do not engage with me under any circumstances for your own spiritual wellbeing
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literally anything to get to laurie dawg i'm crying
Michael Myers Seen Paddleboarding Through Flooded SoCal Streets
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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My viewing of prime time had its own entertainment in me the biggest pussy of all time g checking some people on their phone to watch the movie and then two girls who had argue the whole movie beating the brakes off each other the second the lights came on
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For his 41st birthday party, Argentine football superstar Diego Maradona dresses up as Osama bin Laden.
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Cerberus guarding the gates of hell
7 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE Triplets.
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The Saudi league are trying everything possible to make sure he gets that 1000 goal so that it’ll be bring PR to their league. No other explanation as to why the keeper didn’t save that.
what kind of obvious joke is this? They really want him to get that 1000 goals by all means😂😂😂😂💔
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This goal was in 2023 when Ronaldo hadn't even reached 900 goals. youtu.be/WMqpbEBDFuI?si… ronaldostats.app
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I opened a word document for him cause he looked like he had a lot to say
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cat cutting a promo
Replying to @MurdoinkGS
PLEASE I'm begging someone to have him cutting a promo on WWE
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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Rest in Peace Patrick Stewart
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Patrick Stewart presenting Godzilla with the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1996 RIP 🕊️
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Me when Professor X show up on screen during Doomsday
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cada vez que enfoquen al profesor x en doomsday
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HOW IT FEELS WHEN IM SHITHOUSED ON MAKERS MARK AN I PISS IN THE KITCHEN SINK
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The most famous horse of all time.. kinda like Katharine Hepburn for acting horses..
I found the Letterboxd page for a horse that acted in a bunch of old westerns
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just remembered this scene and had to pull it up
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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