Please read: nothing I say is satire, I am this obnoxious and awful in real life. I have excessively strong opinions and find most things to be a total delight and enjoy shoving it in people's faces. Do not engage with me under any circumstances for your own spiritual wellbeing
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
My viewing of prime time had its own entertainment in me the biggest pussy of all time g checking some people on their phone to watch the movie and then two girls who had argue the whole movie beating the brakes off each other the second the lights came on
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For his 41st birthday party, Argentine football superstar Diego Maradona dresses up as Osama bin Laden.
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The Saudi league are trying everything possible to make sure he gets that 1000 goal so that it’ll be bring PR to their league. No other explanation as to why the keeper didn’t save that.
what kind of obvious joke is this?
They really want him to get that 1000 goals by all means😂😂😂😂💔
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This goal was in 2023 when Ronaldo hadn't even reached 900 goals.
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cat cutting a promo
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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Patrick Stewart presenting Godzilla with the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1996
RIP 🕊️
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HOW IT FEELS WHEN IM SHITHOUSED ON MAKERS MARK AN I PISS IN THE KITCHEN SINK






































