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official account of the Blood Wyrm/angry spaghetti/silly sausage/spicy noodle/churraxes/questionable churro/twinkraxes/cuntraxes/throat goat

Joined July 2024
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sorry
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hello you have reached the throat goat spicy churro helpline how may I assist
Daemon calling to Caraxes scratches a specific part of my brain
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I enjoyed tf out of season 3, very excited for season 4. A reminder that Twitter is just a loud cesspool of hate, but it’s the minority To anyone who gets triggered by these high ratings, may I suggest getting some fresh air
#HouseOfTheDragon: Season 3 is the highest-rated season of the #GameOfThrones prequel series. 🍅
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Cuntraxes
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caraxes doing everything in the group project cause the other dragons couldn’t get their shit together
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Burning down gates, chasing off that silver mf, keeping bitches in line, being the smartest one left on team black, queen killed the pope, they got me working a double shift out here
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What tickles me is for 2 seasons we had people complaining that the dragons were too dull and not whimsical enough and then dreamfyre’s whimsical violet ass comes along and suddenly that’s not okay cause she didn’t look real enough ?¿
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Helaena’s dreams were full of colour and dreamy imagery and ain’t no way I’m seeing people now complain it looked too fake? The same people wanting more colour? Free hotd from this fandom
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Was I wrong
Replying to @westerosies
glass of water and some tylenol and he’ll be fine
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Just finished rings of power season 2 and honestly fucking loved it, biggest plot twist was how hot the show made Sauron
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Anyone who hated on this legend deserves jail time
“the criston cole fans hid for a long time… but they’re out! some are out, there’s one or two out there… somewhere 😪” I’M CRYINGGGG
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Hotdtwt already being dramatic and exhausting and the episode still isn’t out for another hour
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There’s a change in episode 6 that’s gonna trigger the book purists. Hotdtwt is about to become insufferable
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I’m shocked by people saying “nothing happened” in ep 5. Has media literacy dropped that low? SO much happened? The writing addressed so much + moved the story on a lot, also set up events perfectly. The dialogue was incredible. Do people want a rushed show of just battles or?
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fun fact: caraxes is exclusively referred to as male in fire & blood until the battle against vhagar where he transitioned to female. she said only a girl can take down another girl 😭
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30 seconds of caraxes being a menace
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not caraxes being told to shh
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well
we support Haaland Targaryen, first of his name, son to Aeriana Targayren, during his upcoming battle
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we support Haaland Targaryen, first of his name, son to Aeriana Targayren, during his upcoming battle
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first conversation between caraxes and tessarion seen on screen
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