victim of the penguins hockey experience

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Joined October 2017
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seeing ppl say “omg it’s so funny they know him for the joker” like. baby i don’t think that’s what they actually know him for. i think that’s just what they’re willing to acknowledge 😭
connor fans rejoicing over his famous queer role being erased by marvel fans within 24 hours of being rumored to be in a marvel movie
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i personally have No desire to involve myself in superhero fan spaces. tried that when i was 15, wasn’t fun. but if that’s what u guys wanna get into that’s fine ig
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source tells me shane is stable. please god.
Oupsi Houston, we have a problem #GoHabsGo
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I'm sick of doing math so I drew sidney as a dinosaur
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me as a baby
post a random pic and everything will go great in November.
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23 doesn’t seem right yet idk about this one
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My vent art
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willmack feels like Corporate yaoi. or like when u make a cake from the box shit vs when u go to a bakery that makes it from scratch
willmack is the most manufactured yaoi in the league. like where is the sauce? theyre bland yet i am made to feel insane for noticing it
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mind you they could have DIED.
THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO BRING THIS BEAUTIFUL EDIT BACK!
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i read it cuz it kept showing up on my tl and i thought it was Crazy how everyone just assumed he was a nazi freak but they were chill with him. and shane saying he didn’t care what was on his arms like No i think u should care a little bit
mischaracterization sucks but sry i cant take this "ilya critical" pearl-clutching srsly when 2 weeks ago there was a fic going around that ppl were gleefully recommending to each other where shane reassures ilya that he "doesn't fuck like a racist". not a peep out of anyone then
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The People Have Spoken
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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and they’re Sure about this?
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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IM NOT KISSING ANY BOY THAT IS PASSIVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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it’d be better without the dots
does anyone like this? or is it universally terrible?
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i’ll probably buy it anyway
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12 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘1989.’
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Being anti-Israel is not antisemitism
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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