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" y'know , a ' hey peter , what's up ? ' is more than sufficient when you answer calls . " he can't even roll his eyes he's so beat .
though , enough energy to mini lecture his friend .
" in any type of rush ? or are you busy ? " considerate of you peter , get to the point .
Replying to @torchingit
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he let that ring once , twice before snatching it up. answering the call.
“ wow , ain’t it my favorite dork. what’s up ? “
he’s a bit giddy , sue him.
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" you don't happen to have 1000 mg of ibuprofen in your pocket ? " his voice almost muffled .
face and body melting more and more into the springs of his mattress .
" if not , that's totally cool . because , why would you ? " exhausting himself because he can't seem to bring
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Replying to @spii_d
haha.xn--6ii/ mourning my deadpool muse already . i was so funny I WAS FUNNY !!!
that'll be magic to his muscles ; so stiff and sore .
the spider could really use a deep tissue massage right now , but all he can rely on is——as he shakes an empty bottle of ibuprofen ( extra strength ) was.. , a bottle of ibuprofen .
" great .. "
ringing , aunt may .

























