Spinch 🪲

We did it

Do you ever think maybe the genie is intentionally misinterpreting the wish?

King Bumi was the ultimate sleeper build.

I'm turning 28 tomorrow. Today is the last day it'll still be cool for me to kill myself.

Sometimes people who are really busy are actually just really slow.

RIP Gollum he would have loved fish oil tablets.

My girlfriend just asked me if I'd heard about what was happening with Pete Diddy.

Timidly Chalamet looks brittle.

I was never good at RTS games cos I played them like the Sims

You know what, maybe a lil delusion of grandeur isn't such a bad thing.

HATE tadpoles. LOVE frogs.

I always thought milady was the friends we made along the way

Lips are kind of weird hey. It's like the inside of your mouth overflowing a bit.

I sometimes consider becoming a pathological liar.

Currently getting my dopamine hits from changing my passwords. Give it a go.

Stupid that mac make noise through speakers (for turn on and plug thing in) when headphones are connected. Can't see any logic in that design choice.

SBF is such a knucklehead!

I wonder if Armie Hammer would eat human on a cob

Legpilled

When Milady has her friends over Remilio follows them around.