“But life is like a straight flush. Once you shuffle, it's gone.”

Canada
Joined January 2011
I’ve never related to a meme more in my life #gradschool
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I’m thankful for everyone in this picture. #Lucasarts
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Disney just quietly released these awesome old LucasArts DOS games on Steam with some nice price tags on them! store.steampowered.com/searc…
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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
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Democracy was the original 51% attack.
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lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000
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I just got my copy of @jakelikesonions 's "The Book Of Onions"!
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Excellent. A gym I can’t quit. @VIM_Fitness
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Intermarché paré à résoudre le conflit israélo-palestinien
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Twitter 2009. I like apples. I like pears. That’s cool. Yeah. Twitter 2018. I like apples. So you’re anti pears then. No, I just prefer apples. So you hate pears. I never said that. Fucking pear hater. I don’t hate pears! Yes you do. You make me sick. Scum.
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Me: *pointing gun at husband* Husband: are you kidding?? he’s obviously the fake Obvious Evil Clone: *stroking hideous goatee* Me: but he does all of the laundry Husband: oh no
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God: Platypus: Platypus: *points to self* really??
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1/ Who wants to hear some scientific intrigue? A few weeks ago, a group of physical chemists posted a paper online announcing the observation of superconductivity at room temperature. Today I posted a comment pointing out something funny in their data. arxiv.org/abs/1808.02929
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Pitch: A Black Mirror episode where you have to reach a certain level of outrage about a new, radom topic everyday.
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It doesn't look like fighting. xitter.cf/meganmorrone/status/10…
My robot vacuum is fighting with my smart scale. This is an IoT nightmare.
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1) Religious statements are not epistemic (scientific, literal) claims, but risk-survival heuristics under incomplete understanding. Populations with the right risk heuristics survive. Others perish. 2) Christianity has a built-in separation church/state. #SkinintheGame xitter.cf/Gore_Burnelli/status/1…
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