that dog won't hunt, monsignor

florida
Joined April 2014
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our age of dig is collapsing
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oliver reed was built like american dad
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every single byte i pray that my bits are sittin right
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Tell her Lula still doin it
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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i don’t care for number theory
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the liberal winds of Seattle on every Butker kick
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been a while since we heard from that guy who pretends not to understand why people find his unlabeled composite “photographs” irritating
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i wasn’t even right about this btw. it hasn’t been a while. we’re all bubbled, never forget that
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man it's really obvious really early when the website decides to algorithmically uplift a tweet. i have no sympathy at all for people who act like it's an unpleasant shock. why act like you don't have phones?
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been a while since we heard from that guy who pretends not to understand why people find his unlabeled composite “photographs” irritating
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none of you are allowed to make fun of millennials anymore
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my dad hated iteration. hated the lotr movies for leaving out stuff from the books, hated phil collins' genesis for lacking peter gabriel, etc
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I might be an idiot
60% of my deaths have been to grenades, 30% jumping to my death. Max Payne so far is a masterpiece I fear
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Illiterate Gramsci
we are starting to enter a weird time we are caught in between the old and new world
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interesting ongoing bit in john wick 1 with throwing people to the floor/picking people up to hit them again. i don't think anyone besides iosef kicks somebody while they're down. on the other hand, dozens of people get shot while they're down. maybe there's an interview abt this
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My white trash neighbor from my hometown of Bumfuck, Texas looks exactly like this and also thinks that it’s a good idea to strap a gun on a roided-up pitbull
Palmer Luckey unveils “Warhound,” a $200 million startup developing genetically enhanced dogs for the US military in partnership with Colossal Biosciences and Anduril Industries. Colossal will provide genetic engineering and cloning expertise, while Anduril will equip the dogs with advanced cybernetic technology and battlefield awareness systems. Follow: @AFpost
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i don’t wanna sound like i think i’m better than anyone topical, but it just doesn’t bother me that i haven’t seen any of these. discuss away, everybody. i’ll live
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i’ll fess up. i use the verbs “conscript”, “shanghai”, and “pressgang” interchangeably whenever i’m being fanciful with it
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yoghurt people yoghurt people
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apple is the most underrated soap scent
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