I think i just got outsmarted by my 5 year old.
I was talking to him about his behavior at school and he said you should get me a reward chart.
Everytime I'm kind and do my work I get a sticker.
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Hypocrisy is watching love is blind calling people toxic knowing fully well you used to love to be in them PNM rally relationships. It wasn't great.
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If it's one thing I have learnt as being parent is being present with your kids is a super power.
Go and do your work and let's do the work makes such a big difference.
#parentinganeurodivergentchild
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I wish I had the money my children think I have. My son woke up this morning asking to go on a safari.
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Drinking this rudeboy for the first time and trying to figure out if this is my perimenopause or is this Rude boy have me sweating .
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I am so confused by this term being used fixer upper apartment for rent. The only property you should be fixing is the one you own.
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It's camp time. Where all the camps believe everybody working Corporation hours but not for Corporation money.
Me to my child father this morning: Babe I ready to be a pretty piper
Child Father: In your old age, you better get up and go to work.
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One minute the child fine. The next oh gorsh mummy my bones hurting. I'm bad at figuring out if my child is faking
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Every year we stray further away from the Lord with these re-sale prices of fete tickets.
$1200 for Soaka is insane
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Picking up my daughter's report card and it's because Kes walking in and I love that for them.
She is going to get home and tell me school was ok when I ask how was school though.
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Went Mario's to buy a personal pizza.
Whilst in the line- Best I buy a medium Mikes and I would eat
By the Cashier- We have no medium only family
Ok give me the family
Cashier- for $25 more you could get 2 family
Tell me why I leaving Mario's with 2 pizzas
My tween: Just know if you were to get a divorce, my choice is to live with Daddy.
Also tween: Mummy talk to Daddy, please. Convince him for me please.
Me: This is the same father you want to live with in our imaginary divorce.
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