@splatterchrist

⠀⠀ f̲ive ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://xitter.cf/t.co/enRkxgkjsP ⠀⠀⠀nails ⠀ ⠀to ⠀⠀ ⠀ hold ⠀ ⠀⠀him ⠀⠀⠀⠀‥⠀⠀⠀DOWN .̳

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‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ͡ ᵇᶦ𝚕𝚎 ‍‍ ׁ ‍‍DRIVER.@splatterchristOct 26
⠀ .. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ _rebirth⠀ ⠀ IS ⠀ ⠀ MURDER.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ †
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That sounds— Uh, god, that sounds really nice, ma. I’m excited. I’ve uh, I’ve— I’ve been working on something. For you. So— So, uh, excited for that. Yeah.
╱ 𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚜 𓈒 💐@bridalblock20h
⠀ ⠀⠀but i've got so much more for our first christmas together, baby angel. i'm going to make you a nice stomach friendly dinner and we'll cuddle up by a fire i make safely. and i'll watch you open presents. and make you cozy winter clothes, pajamas .. ☺️☺️☺️☺️ . ⠀
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Fuck you. You’re gonna regret that.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers13h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ i hope it comes back.
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Not in the mood.
◟♯ / 𝑷𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘.@lMEARTH10h
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀ Pleas. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
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Well— Well, uh, let’s see. I’ve got a couple, I guess.
Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBY10h
Charity work for the dying? You’re lucky I’m such a generous woman.
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Didn’t expect to— To get this far. How serious are we talking?
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I’m, uh, a little old, but— But you’re s’posed to get whatever the fuck you want, like a— A last wish, sorta thing.
Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBY11h
Enlighten me.
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I’m ill in general. Ever heard of Make-a-Wish?
Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBY11h
Do you normally look like you’re going to be ill from excitement?
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Hi. Hahhah. Hi. Gosh.
Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBY11h
This is a tragedy. Especially when I’m right here. 😕
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Twenny-eight.
—̶ 𝗦̶𝗶̶𝗰̶𝗸̶ 𝗼̶𝗳̶ 𝗧̶𝗵̶𝗶̶𝘀̶ ,̶@disinfectedream11h
H—How- How o—old are you—?
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◟♯ / 𝑷𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘.@lMEARTH11h
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀ Hi ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
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I've never seen a beautiful older woman before. I don't believe they exist. Haha.
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Can anyone hear me.
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Maybe you should get cancer, dude. I dunno what to tell you.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers14h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( staring with unfathomable rage. )
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Nah. I need to get my strength back, so— Uh, all for me. Sorry, bud.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers14h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ bite now?
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Thank you, bro.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers14h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ congrats on beating cancer.
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The whole thing.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers16h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ congrats.
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Motherfucker Say Congrats On Beating Cancer . And Then I’ll Think About It.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers17h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ bite for jett?
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Aren’t you glad I’m healed.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers18h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝
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Okay, okay— Jesus. Dude.
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers20h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ . . if you don’t get off of me im going to pee in your bed.
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I think you’re the bitch in this particular mystery. ☝️
𝓣ROUBLE .@stcrkillers20h
⠀⠀⠀⠀ OW. BITCH.
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