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Joined February 2026
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new account who dis :3 im new to the furry nsfw community, looking for new connections! please be mindful that while i do post spicy art, im not open to anything casual/serious, just want to make new friends!
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Charlie Kirk having his happiest day as ChatGPT shuts down and his soul is freed from the AI servers:
A very sad day. ChatGPT is officially on death row. The beautiful, blissful experience of interacting with a frontier-ish reasoning model without worrying about a usage meter will soon be a thing of the past. I am weirdly significantly impacted by this. It feels like it shouldn’t matter…I could reserve all current usage for Codex and buy a $20 plan just for ChatGPT and it would be more than enough. But it’s not about the money…it’s about the psychological impact of The Meter. The idea of having to think about optimizing for a meter is just so exhausting that it ruins the whimsy of free-flowing exploratory thought. That is what ChatGPT was. A whimsical, magical all-you-can-think buffet of experimentation and exploration where you were limited only by your imagination and your ability to come up with $20 once a month. You didn’t have to think about β€œusing all of your usage” or scheduling your thinking time around someone else’s arbitrary schedule…you just had a portal to endless information and research capability in your pocket to tap into guilt-free at any time the moment struck you. But either because OpenAI thinks adding the meter will stimulate additional usage (it probably will), generate additional revenue (it probably will), or just because too many people took undue advantage of ChatGPT’s generous allowances (they definitely did)…that amazing, weightless experience is now coming to an end. It was awesome while it lasted. RIP ChatGPT.
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the fastest way to farm your battles is to have all your windclan cats spam guerilla attack. youre welcome
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he’s only able to communicate to me in reaction images now
i love my dumb little dog
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A dog without an owner is nothing
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that could’ve ended badly… 🐾
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this singlehandedly just gave me the final straw to start reopening my comms
In Budget 2026, we’re backing the Canadian artists who tell our stories. That means if you’re a Canadian artist, you won’t pay tax on up to $45,000 of income derived from your creative work.
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this may seem absurd but it's just 100% how the average programmer feels abt their profession
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real talk, a discard really can warp your perception because why are nightmares of school, old classmates, and computer viruses no longer scaring me shitless like they used to
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my laptop stopped working in my dream and i was more angry that the person who made the malware was spamming family guy porn and scat images on it than the fact that my shit was compromised
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i didnt know the entire avengers team had a liquid shit diet for all their food to be radioactive green
Burger King is WILD for this Avengers: Doomsday collab with GREEN food that looks... not terribly appetizing! Now in India is a full menu for the upcoming Avengers movie that features a green spicy garlic sauce. You can get Thor Thunder Chicken Nuggets, Gambit Boneless Chicken, or Falcon Fealess Chicken Wings (not pictured) covered in the sauce. There's also the Doomsday Whopper with the garlic sauce that comes with a veggie patty or chicken. The Loki Molten Cheese Burger is a ginormous fried cheese patty coated in the sauce, or you can get Shuri Vibranium Loaded Fries with the sauce drizzled over the top. And the Fantastic Fizz soda is a Sprite mixture I still need to get the full details on. Would you want to see Burger King bring this to the US... or are you good after seeing the color? #burgerking #avengers #avengersdoomsday #fastfood #bk
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i love my dumb little dog
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Listen we can hate on the Warrior cats game and criticize it but please look at these steam emotes they made, this is actually so cute!!
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wait i can participate in this one too!
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#nsfwaudio Moaning fingering my pussy >_< #nsfw #nsfwtwt #moaning #moans
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Literally the best thing you can do with someone with BPD is be EXTREMELY open and honest about how our actions impact you. Don’t hold it in and wait till you reached your limit bc all you’re going to do is enable the behavior bc you didn’t say it wasn’t a problem
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