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Jake

@spooky_alien_

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Joined February 2013
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Love me some washing machine-proof headphones
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alright where do I buy those Ronald Mcdonald boots
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Just locked myself outta my car at the hair salon. Should I do the full treatment?
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I will never forgive state farm for that one commercial
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South Minneapolis addresses are literally all 3443 34th Ave S on the corner of 34th and 34th – at Minneapolis, MN
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THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS studentaid.gov/debt-relief/a…
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You're gonna look me in the eye and say that cow milk tastes better than vanilla almond milk?
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Police in Columbus, Ohio shot and killed an unarmed black man who was laying in bed today. They shot him within one second of opening the bedroom door. His name Donovan Lewis.
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This is a very powerful way to use urban art
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Five people have extinguished the right to abortion for hundreds of millions of ordinary people. None were elected. This is "democracy."
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person next to me typing a novel on her phone with the bubble sound full volume
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Number of pants I have ripped right down the ass: 4
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Time really flies when you spend 3 weeks on back-to-back vacations
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Image from Jake (@spooky_alien_)
Image from Jake (@spooky_alien_)
Image from Jake (@spooky_alien_)
Image from Jake (@spooky_alien_)
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Image from out of context abbott elementary (@abbottnocontext)
Image from out of context abbott elementary (@abbottnocontext)
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every quarter i give my students an extra credit assignment to make a meme about something we covered in class. this quarter i taught US History from approx 1815-1920(ish), and the kids had some spicy takes (thread of memes)
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If anyone would like to support me, the hospital bills are starting to come in and I'm going to be on disability for...who knows how long. Im at about 2k in tests alone BEFORE surgery 😵‍💫 Venmo @ Harleigh-boldridge Cashapp $harleighthebold
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