@spreadsheetsor

Increasing stockholder value is my passion

Joined February 2024
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GG@ericcartmandu20h
My most successful tweet is about women.
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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bay ✨@pale_atlantisOct 27
eventually i just reached a “what are they gonna do, fire me?” flow state
libby is a dumb bitch@SeveralRaccoonsOct 27
at what point after getting a job do you stop feeling like you’re about to be fired
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9-5 folks: $1 bot ko khelam unemployed folks: dashain ko bela $5 bhanda kamti k khelnu i cannot compete in this economy.
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aj@iindulgenttOct 23
if sex is so good why dont they call it attack on titan return to shiganshina arc
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bhupi@bhupidaiOct 24
You don’t know this but I’m being very patient to make this joke till the end of Poush: are you today’s date because you Poushing 30
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Lørd@lord1769Oct 23
- Ticket Created by AI - Acceptance criteria written by AI - Tests written by AI - Features written by AI - Code Reviewer is AI we are cooked
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Grace Auta
@graceauta101_Oct 22
“Who will take care of you when you’re old?” is a disturbing reason to create a person.
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Whoever did this… 10/10 no notes 🤣
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This week, I was blessed to join Hindu New Yorkers in Queens celebrating Navratri, Durga Puja, Dashain, and Vijayadashami.  We danced garba, performed aarti, witnessed Sindoor Khela, and honored the Goddess Durga. It was an honor to come together in joy, faith, and community in temples across our city — especially after the attempted mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Illinois last week. May we all join together in our shared responsibility to stand against hate and care for one another. Jai Mata Ki.
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The most used word in Nepal today is "Anti Light"
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Happy Dashain 💓💓
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hawtktmoh retweeted
Pan@pangrey123Oct 20
It's so funny when someone be like "people working from home are just pretending to work" and I'm like, bro, what do you think i'm doing in the office?
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helping people with their tasks ★★★★★ doing my own tasks ★☆☆☆☆
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kael@kaelwontmissOct 20
i hate how well spoken i am in my mind how badly spoken i am irl
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jay ®
@JayydeennnOct 20
Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses
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So we pivot. And we excel. Word.
aliyah@nevliyahOct 19
So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
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