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Be consoled that nothing will last, including the depression or disappointments we feel in the present.
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William Ruto is a hypocrite (mnafiki). He steals public land from Monday to Friday. On Saturday he attends rallies and church on Sundays.
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Morning ☕ No, it wasn't a dream.
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Replying to @ManUtd
Bruno 🖕🏼
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If you get a chance to show a Nairobi woman dust. Do not hesitate. Do not think twice. Execute.
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Carrick has to go. Tonight. He is fucking clueless.
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Proof of life
Today I wake up with my dream bike outside my bedsitter. God is the greatest
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Real ones know bars za Eko Dydda ni top of the top. Legend that one.
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Is Sifuna a deadbeat dad? No Is Sifuna HIV positive? No
Is Sifuna a murderer? No Is Sifuna a thief? No Is Sifuna a wife beater? No Is Sifuna abusive? No Any question remaining i help you with answers?
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Nairobi ladies are so beautiful. Why would you commit to a fat Gilbey Dragon from Nyeri who smokes bhang na venye wasichana ni Waremno. Siet.
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This is the most retarded low IQ bullshit I uave listened to this year.
Omwami siku utawahi kubali kukuwa interviewed by this silly man utakuwa umenikosea sana @edwinsifuna 😌
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Sifuna for President.
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It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
President William Ruto has declared that freedom and democracy are meaningless without development, sharpening the political debate with Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna over what Kenya needs ahead of the 2027 general election. Read the full story here: shorturl.at/rIhJz
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New week. Letss goooo
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"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
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It's crazy to imagine that there exists a subset of women who have literally never had a good day. Sucks to be them.
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People will constantly attack you in life. One of their main weapons will be to instill in you doubts about yourself – your worth, your abilities, your potential. They will often disguise this as their objective opinion, but invariably it has a political purpose – they want to keep you down.
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In an alternate universe, leo ningespend karibu 15 ngwizi on a womans birthday. Kumamae.
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Married men will try to sell you the idea that they are happy in their marriages and they dont even regret getting married. Dont buy that Bullshit.
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