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Bleorgia? I knew it would happen. Blaine? Unfortunately was in the cards. Blexas? Hard to imagine, but was conceivable. Blouth Carolina? I'd have called you crazy. But Blississippi?
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Every once in a while I remember this business in Chicago that hung up a Trump 2024 sign facing the highway that reading "I MISS GAS @ $1.79/GAL & MEAN TWEETS." The sign is still there because the company went out of business.
witnessing previously unimaginable levels of maga boomer cope
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Costco haul culture transfers the cost of storing goods from the retailer to the household. In a city, you can live with a smaller kitchen, pantry, and refrigerator because the neighborhood itself functions as your pantry. Multiple grocers, bakeries, pharmacies, etc are storing things nearby until you need them. In the burbs, the stores are farther away, so households have to buy in bulk and store things at home. The big house, basement, garage … all needed to compensate for lack of neighborhood amenities. suburbs relocate the warehouse from the merchant to your house.
I thought I knew luxury until I saw this…
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Cunty airplane that looks like slayyyter
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This being so many young people’s introduction to Dolly Parton, we lost a true icon 💔
rest in peace Dolly Parton, you were such a diva and an icon to many of us 🤍🕊️
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Being a lesbian with the music taste of a gay guy in a room full of boygenius lesbians
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The LGBTQ+ community has THANKED Dijonai Carrington!
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They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record
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The WNBA’s All-Star Game attendance was higher than the NBA’s this year. The WNBA hosted 19,783 fans, while the NBA hosted 15,973.
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Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora. He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks. Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.
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Probably one of the best tweets ever.
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lesbian visibility week starting on 4/20. important
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after what he did to my close personal friend hunter schafer? um no thanks
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JUST IN: Azzi Fudd goes No. 1 overall to the Dallas Wings, and will join her girlfriend Paige Bueckers on the same WNBA team
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I know a lesbian couple when I see one
Betty Boop and her boyfriend Freddie (1933-34)
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Baseball stadiums in the middle of city neighborhoods is the 8th wonder of the world.
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Lesbians and trans women…good night!!!! The rest of u? Idgaf
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The first trailer for Hayley Kiyoko's film adaptation of her novel ‘GIRLS LIKE GIRLS’ has been released. The film follows a coming-of-age story where the new-girl-in-town Coley falls in love for the first time while learning to accept herself In theaters on June 19.
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