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Possibly maybe a lot of squirrels in a trenchcoat, but all the squirrels are uncomfortably verbose and prone to infodumping. Alt is @socscisciuridae.

California, USA
Joined July 2025
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"But the difference is that men don't make excuses for murders!"
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It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! 🎃
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Procreating with ppl who want to be parents>>>>>>
Our youngest vomited in our bed at 3:30am. My wife and I calmly got up. I cleaned our child while my wife changed the bedding. Our child vomited again but we caught it in a mixing bowl. We laughed a little together and remarked how there is no one else in the world with whom we’d rather clean up puke at 3:30am. An incredible team. I love her very much.
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best part about watching TNG is understanding how true this is now
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Kate 🐿️ retweeted
アイスバケツチャレンジに参加した時のパトリック・スチュアート。多くのセレブ達がウェイウェイとアイスバケツをかぶる中、黙って小切手にサインして、オンザロックを作った。パトリック・スチュワートはかっこいい年の重ね方を教えてくれた。ちばてつや先生とほぼ同い年だったんだね。ありがとう。さようなら。
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Replying to @lukeisamazing
Forever grateful to him dropping this gem of a line.
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I miss editors
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The evangelicals want to be Catholic soooooo bad
bro come the fuck on now
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Americans are immune to propoganda, they just on average think 21% of Americans are trans and 27% are Muslim for no real reason
I never want to hear about how Americans are propagandized again. We learn about the founding fathers' slaves in middle school, meanwhile grown ass adults in China think Mao was under democratic constraints somehow.
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I can tell this was not made by a woman
Ranking the most unattractive male qualities.
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Kate 🐿️ retweeted
my biggest impact on the internet....
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my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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I’m scared
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Kate 🐿️ retweeted
when men feel inferior to women, they immediately try to soothe their psychological injury by imagining the women being sexually degraded
My first job out of college, sitting there in a presentation by some girlboss, old guy next to me leans over and whispers “she bends over and takes it just like any other”
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Kate 🐿️ retweeted
This is called making assumptions. But the most revealing part is the excuse: “I don’t make the rules.” You invent a woman’s sexual history, decide she owes you the same access you imagine other men received, and call sex a “return on investment.” Then you blame society for how you chose to treat her. Gentlemen, if this is how you view dating, women, and intimacy, consider what you are allowing resentment to make of you. Even if every assumption were true, her past would create no debt for you to collect. That is the poison: a worldview where decency is conditional, intimacy is a commodity, and every perceived wrong gives us permission to wrong someone else. It teaches people to surrender responsibility for their character while congratulating themselves for understanding how the world works. How much ugliness are we willing to excuse in ourselves by saying society made us this way?
Follow-up to prior tweet. She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text. Unfortunate with how things turned out but if she’s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?
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She didn’t dodge a bullet she dodged the atom bomb! Ppl are like “haha women are so mysterious” but at this point men are the incoherent sex. They don’t want to date women with high body counts but they also don’t want to date women that won’t sleep with them like right away? Maybe this is all just made up online for clicks but I genuinely believe online attitudes do seep into the world eventually and then everyone has to live with the brainworms.
Follow-up to prior tweet. She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text. Unfortunate with how things turned out but if she’s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Premarital sex was not invented in America in 1950. It has been very common throughout history and across the globe.
People usually say that the pill caused the sexual revolution but a) people started having premarital sex in the 1950s, a decade before the pill and b) contraception is widely used by people who don't live very post-sexual-revolution lives (like in Asia). I think the sexual revolution, i.e. more permissive attitudes about sex, caused the pill to be invented and not the other way round. But then, why did the sexual revolution happen? I have cooked up a theory. Just as how women have more casual sex on college campuses with fewer men, I think women, as a collective, responded to the male shortage caused by the Second World War by shortening their hemlines and having premarital sex. Read my column here: worksinprogress.co/issue/you…
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Kate 🐿️ retweeted
Ludzie ( a faceci zwłaszcza) przez sociale mają bardzo wyprany obraz rzeczywistości przez co osoby przeciętne są uważane za skrajnie nieatrakcyjne, a osoby powiedzmy 7-8(trzymając się tej skali ocen) za przeciętne, a nawet lekko brzydkie.
So I asked AI to use statistical data to create a picture of the average man and woman in America, looks wise. THESE people are literally the 5s. Not the people below on camera.
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This is a disability rights issue.
This needs to be investigated internationally and if I were Norway I would be very pissed.
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