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Using your doctor's suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. #TSM
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The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. #TSM
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Always carrying an extra shirt in case you have to change out of letters to drink before class. #TSM
Ending things with two guys in one night because I realized I'm better off on my own than with anyone who doesn't make me truly happy.
The only plus about having my heart broken is all of the weight I lose when I'm too upset to eat. Hello spring break bod.



