Southern belle, crazier than hell.

Joined January 2014
Two days until spring break. So. Freaking. Excited.
The only time I want a boyfriend is when I'm sick and want someone to take care of me.
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But really, the only boys I need are Ben and Jerry and Chuck Bass.
My bowl full of ice cream is blocking my view of Netflix. The struggle is real.
It's okay to go out when you're sick, as long as you mix your alcohol with orange juice.
Using your doctor's suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. #TSM
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Staying in on a Saturday night to study.. What is my life becoming?
But that doesn't mean I won't try drinking my problems away on spring break. 🍸🍷🍻
There's not enough wine in the world to make this hurt go away.
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The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. #TSM
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Always carrying an extra shirt in case you have to change out of letters to drink before class. #TSM
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Ending things with two guys in one night because I realized I'm better off on my own than with anyone who doesn't make me truly happy.
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Nothin' feels right when I'm not with you. Sick of this dress and these Jimmy Choos.
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I need some serious retail therapy in my life.
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The only plus about having my heart broken is all of the weight I lose when I'm too upset to eat. Hello spring break bod.
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7 billion people in this world, and yet the only one I want is the one who broke my heart.
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But I met two cute guys so that's a plus 😍