my tweets aren鈥檛 for u they鈥檙e for me

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined June 2016
if that guy who told women to hold their periods said it in 2026 do u think he鈥檇 get a gofundme and a podcast
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not the point but her pose/expression looks like it鈥檚 from the urbz
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danii minogue if it鈥檚 not too much trouble could you get us i kissed a girl s3
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notes app is where my thoughts go to die
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i think i鈥檇 go to war for zack polanski but i know he wouldnt put us there in the first place 馃馃徏
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the band trying to fight their ijbolitis when pinkpantheress busted out that harmonica i鈥檓 cryingg
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love how my inflation-aligned salary increase not only absorbs my rent increase but also leaves me 拢2.11 to cover off council tax energy bill phone bill water bill wifi bill insuran-
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had a dream that i eradicated brainfog by refusing to hydrate myself
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just realised i CAN watch cowboy carter spoilers bc i will forget them by the time she comes to london 馃グ馃グ馃グ
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Yes I was behind the DJ booth but only as a cultural anthropologist
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forgive me father for i have brought up anthropology in casual conversation again
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i鈥檓 so cooked
Replying to @kareem_carr
Red flag 5: There are *nine* em dashes which probably led a lot of readers to think it was AI.
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need someone to make a fancam of burt and irving to celeste鈥檚 Strange STAT #severance
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the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
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i am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot.
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sometimes my job feels like one big case study for a job interview
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sorry wtf is biggleswade
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need to pass my driving test asap so i can rent a car n me n areanna can stay in a cabin somewhere beautiful
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brunei mention 馃挴馃嚙馃嚦馃敟馃挭
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