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So fucking annoyed with the current state of CT right now
Major protocols like Pump completely ignoring incidents that cost people a lot of money (i.e Kimchi hack/Alon RT)
People doomposting, acting like it's over (just to do a full 180 switch as soon as we get some green)
Mfs acting like we'll never get billion dollar runners ever again
KOLs -who control the narrative btw- saying holding is dead and preaching trenching, flipping for quick Xs instead, dunking on people who believe, etc...YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. Be the change you want to see
Notice how PVE everything was on RH when holders were in control until you started treating the chain like SOL as well.
Forgive my language but grow a fucking pair holy shit
Delusional believers will win
You can complain all you want while contributing to the downfall of this industry
"oh people don't believe anymore, I'm going to spend my entire day flipping coins for pennies and will tell everyone to do the same"
Btw all of those people have Pump badges
OR, you can be the change you want to see, use your reach to try and change the game yourself and change people's mindset
For example, I'm a nobody but I believe in practicing what you preach and leading by example
I've been telling mfs we'd make holding cool again for a while now while people endorse spending your whole day on the scope flipping new pairs
This is how I've held cashcat from sub 10k all the way to ATH, this is how I held marscoin from sub 400k all the way to ATH, same with ZZZ, etc...
This is how I've made multi 7 figs without any copy traders
Oh but no you should definitely listen to people who only make money by farming their copy traders
They endorse trenching then flex 50-100 SOL daily PNLs, whole time they're just printing off you holy shit wake up
Right now, believing in anything is at an all time low.
We lost our way, focusing on bidding on 'influencer' coins holding large supply. That shit doesn't last long, we've seen the outcome many times and we can see it happening right now.
One thing we do know is some of the biggest memes ever, are real memes loved by normies.
I've haven't traded for the last few weeks, focused on holding two coins I really believe in.
One of the two is solana:9nXSvn8bUmboPdgA4qnmtzxQdgjXWquK6sYaCFLRgPs1. A character created in a video that blew up, even their plushies selling over 17,000 with only originally 150 in stock. What does that show you?
I've seen so many videos, from onkey tattoos, fan art, people reciting it word for word, custom made lego onkeys, custom playmodels and so much more.
Onkey is loved by normies. Onkey is loved by everyone. I really do think onkey is the pepe of 2026.
It will make sense soon. CT has said 'return to memes' for fucking ages. Well I think Onkey is the one.
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So @kimchi1x just deployed a new $kimchi which was the first thing that came up on the QR code in his new post.
@a1lon9 reposted @kimchi1x's post which lead to it running to $10m+ MC in seconds.
Right after the token was farmed for 6-7 figures the token was removed from the QR Code and @a1lon9 unretweetet the post.
All this just after we had $kimchi run to $40m+ MC and millions were extracted.
CC: @SEC @FBI @IRSnews
stackz99x retweeted
Hello @a1lon9, I hope you immediately refund anyone who lost money on this coin.
You literally retweeted a rug pull and made hundreds of people lose money.
It was your responsibility as @Pumpfun founder to double check and confirm what you are posting with kimchi before engaging.
kimchi can get hacked, it's okay, we are human, our accounts might get hacked, BUT @a1lon9 YOU ARE THE FUCKING CEO OF THE COMPANY, YOU ARE THE FUCKING FOUNDER, YOU CANNOT RETWEET A SCAM THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE LOSE HUNDRED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN A SECOND.
Take responsibility, check every single trader who lost money on this, and refund everyone.
stackz99x retweeted
the reason your entire timeline looks like an advertising board for @Pumpfun is because @a1lon9 spent the airdrop money on buying complicity from all your favourite KOLs and characters on CT.
3/4 of them aren't even rocking the pf badge, but they're getting paid a monthly retainer - i know this because i know half of them and they took a deal because they cannot make any money in these conditions.
the irony of this, of course, is the reason they can't make money onchain anymore is because of the company that is paying for their compliance and/or silence.
half these desperate traders under the new pumpfun fees, are being required to pay more in fees back to pf from the exorbitant minimum volume they have to trade, than the money pumpfun are paying them.
naturally the guys are the top of the pile, the Hugos, the slingorrs, the ansems, the chairmans etc, are getting a very nice slice of the pie, both in retainers and insane call out payments, but there are countless people with like 2-3k followers on CT getting these goyim mines deals.
just know that you're all responsible for the state of things onchain in some way, shape or form, and I hope those couple bands every month help allay your conscience.
CT has turned into a cesspit akin to casino slots twitter. I hope you enjoy this mess.
stackz99x retweeted
yo twin the aura is off the charts!
25% float at 6.5m marketcap, 42m volume, broke support in 24 hours.
pumpfun is making traders celebrities bro, kimchi mode! what's good kimchi, pass the baton twin, let me hold a band crodie! alon please give me a pumpfun badge bro, pumpfun is gonna save the world!
sent from my pumpfun app (I am a huge faggot)
$KIMCHI is a guy who bundles and rug pulls tokens to scam people and extract most of his money from retails
for example tokens like $STAR , $DADDYANSEM , $MUVA etc
kimchi was involved in all these rug pulls and extracted $100k+ from only above 3 tokens
by buying in the same minute of token deployment and dumping on people later on
wallet linked to him :
2yu3iNjH6zLa8Uqf1s4yKJ1kB9MHYPhMkDbpu8tLmBMC
not only this some fools made him celebrity for his fake $40m $TRUMP win (that never happened)
now he holds 75% of $KIMCHI worth $25m right now but less than $700k real liquidity
and pumpfun is shilling/using him to extract even more from people
stay away from scams like this and whoever is promoting or quoting positive things are paid pumpfun kols
good day to filter your timeline
stackz99x retweeted
Everything is LARP coded.
Kimchi is more valuable to alon and pump than anyone in the space rn because he was able to break algos in every industry on every platform.
He never hit 40m on pump, but his story broke ever algo of the right demographic to pump. They can onboard a few mil people to the rape pit of an asian twink larp.
A person who can break the internet (algorithms) becomes more valuable than the person who genuinely makes these sort of pnls and that's the world we live in.
LARP. FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT. IT IS ALL solana:EygStH4gHv1h4E8w4raYv6NGsrDiij3nbfCc26iTpump CODED. 520k.
@larp_coinsol
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Kimchi is the first person to truly cross the chasm between crypto and pop culture; the first ever example of a trader becoming a celebrity.
He represents exactly where we’re heading: a massive social trading ecosystem that onboards retail and grows to 10x the size we were last cycle.
The next wave of users does not come from CT - it comes from the masses - and we're proud to have Kimchi help us set the creative direction that will pave us on the path to a 100x larger ecosystem.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kimchi is presented as a verified trader celebrity crossing into pop culture, but his signature claims of ~$40M profits trading $TRUMP (and resulting wealth) remain unverified with no disclosed wallet or on-chain proof.
memecoin.wiki/wiki/kimchi
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stackz99x retweeted
$6m to onboard kimchi might be the biggest KOL deal memecoins have ever put up, and it’s still not close to what the casinos pay.
rainbet KOLs clear that in a month or two without blinking (recent signing mitch jones is making over $150m/yr)
every launchpad is drifting toward the same model anyway, just adding the "casino-esque" elements one at a time. a few years from now pumpapp and rainbet are basically the same product with different branding.
the whole 40m thing was LARP anyways, it was @jayg_eth who actually cooked that number on trump
~ TIER1HATER
let me get this right, this @kimchi1x guy gained clout because 95% of crypto twitter is retards that thinks he made 40mil on trump when in reality, the wallet they all thought was his, is actually the wallet of someone in my fnf. when in reality, this kimchi guy bundled coins and launched 24/7 during the memecoin cycle and rugged you guys and you guys are calling him the goat and somehow he larped his way into the jews (alon) giving him a pumpfun deal because he posted pics/videos of his 80lb frame of a body wearing chrome and flexing in cars and private jets. Just making sure if i'm understanding it right.
I love when I buy a token I think has a great narra and call it out and then people are like “eh”
And then like 2 hours later the same coin launches again but this time a random KOL explains the same exact narra and everyone is like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT WERE GOIN TO THE MOON!”
stackz99x retweeted
Replying to @_chuckyc
hey Charlie. Hello world is one of the coolest ideas i've seen in a while for a game. It's almost like you've combined Roblox and GTA is ways.
Not sure how familiar you are with memecoins. But someone launched a coin and has fees going to your github. You can see it here. People trade the token and you get 100% of the creator fees.
It can help you pay for infra as you try to scale this. I really think you have something special here. Feel free to DM if you have questions
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