Stacy Draper

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 5 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

How do I get notifications from people I’ve never heard of before? I don’t even follow them or anything. It’s either gotta stop or I have to uninstall twitter. And this is way longer than 140 characters….oh twitter what have they done to you?

Why am I getting notified about tweets from people I don’t follow?

Why am I getting notified about tweets by people I don’t even follow?

Twitter was much more fun when I was drunk and I thought everyone else was too. These people are serious!

Test tweet. Con you please hit like, or reply, I’m trying to figure out if anyone is here

Ya’ll realize Twitter isn’t a country, right?

Make twitter 2008 again

What I hate about twitter: I don’t follow victor or Obama, but they show up in my timeline. #fuckOff

I got fired from twitter this morning. I was the guy responsible for making a whole bunch of shit you don’t care about from people you don’t even know show up in your timeline. I’m moving to Tuvalu!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

You’re not gonna delete your account and why didn’t you move to Canada like you promised?

It’s amazing to me how many people don’t have two nickels to run together deciding how someone else should spend their billions.

Is this thing awesome yet?

I checked in at Senberry - Alexandria on #Yelp yelp.com/biz/senberry-alexan…

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 5 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

Oh, Twitter: what have they done to you? I was just able to delete a tweet. That’s not a tweet. You’re not a twitter anymore. Your like a FrankenFacebook