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Joined September 2013
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Dating discourse is dominated by people who do a lot of dating which definitionally means they're failing at dating.
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All US flights grounded? By who? Their parents?
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as much as i've been annoyed about the discourse on here lately, i have enjoyed using the site more than usual. because i learned you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the 'copy link' option.
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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Does Madison Beer realize that thwarting Justin Herbert's career means he'll be a disgraced second string that spends equally as much time away from her?
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Wow, just saw this tonight. Do yourself a favor and read A LOT about it before watching. Research the movie and know how it ends and begins. Do NOT go in blind. Know the plot and ideally view the film beforehand. Arrive having had. Just... Trust me.
You Can See Everything has debuted with a 4.7 rating and is now the highest rated feature film on Letterboxd.
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Have to pause S3E2 of Entourage midway through because this is just getting too intense. There's a chance that Vinnie Chase won't even have the biggest box office opening weekend of all time.
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Hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning on being Giancarlo Stanton for Halloween
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Whenever one person tells another that they’re feeling sick, the other person is always like “There’s definitely something going around right now.” Everyone always has their finger on the pulse when it comes to sicknesses. Not me! I’m too busy workingg and Fucking.
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The accuracy is incredible. 😂 #LetItFly
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Major League Baseball perfecting its schedule so that there are zero (0) Postseason games on a Friday night in October with no other sports competition
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Your Pringles one-time code is 428511. Don’t share this with anyone.
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Guy who wants to fuck you on your birthday: Happy Birthday !
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Being escorted out of the bar after pissing all over the touch tunes machine
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Back to basics #marketplace
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After thinking more on this, I think the reason so many people see flirtation here is that it is because that is their primary experience with indirectly expressed motives and somewhat ridiculous plausible deniability
1) reading her biography, elizabeth would look nathan up, she definitely knew nathan's bit before she agreed to the documentary, so she's down to play 2) she aint gonna let him live with her unless she likes him genuinely in some way 3) elizabeth holmes' whole thing is basically to seriously enact the method of the system of production, but like an alien studying the economy, she can only do as tragic unintentional satire of a tech leader. and that's why she got into trouble cause she was doing it as pretense but everyone else was doing it for real. nathan fielder's WHOLE BIT in nathan for you is also to satirise the system of production, to mimic its methodology and reasoning, prodding at the holes in the system. elizabeth holmes recognised those holes and exploited them 4) if i were to flirt with nathan fielder i would also stare unblinkingly at him and deadpan that i'm for real and always being real. so i know she's flirting with him. and he's making the face my men make when i do their bit back at them. 5) see that her eyes dart between his two and drops to his lips, that's a studied look of psycho flirtation, that wide eyed thing is what i do to flirt w a guy by playing up the psycho, are people blind
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last two failed relationships were from china and switzerland. ming and a swiss
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