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Cris Collinsworth: I was trying to download some scary movies this week and accidentally clicked one called The Hills Have Thighs. I tell ya Mike, it wasn't as scary as the one I wanted, but I still watched it twice.
Mike Tirico: Huntley's pass falls incomplete.
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Ranking Gavin McKenna’s best NHL games:
1. Game 4
2. Game 3
3. Game 2
4. Game 1
There’s gotta be an explanation for this 🤔
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commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.”
Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”
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The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means
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The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"
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Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth “Runner” haha. Sometimes I lay up at night wondering if I’ll ever be happy again
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Nobody understands the bond between a millennial and the mediocre movie their family just happened to own on VHS when they were 12 years old.
