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Daniel Lambert

@stamlambert

Ate lots a chips up the Model me duck. Liked pies from the maaarkit on a Friday. Had a good foo parnts in Centrals. Died in Stamford. Gave me name to Daniels

Joined May 2013
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I ‘ent living dairn tairn duckies. Wrong bleddy way. I’m up the hill, and don’t I Bleddy know it.
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Monday joy from Nelson’s buh
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‘Arbor, I’ll have a parnt of Arbor please.’
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And sausage rowls
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More than 3 pairnd for a sausage rowl dairn that Cornish Bakery. Bring back Greggses.
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Noo sign apparently me ducks. Boodiful.
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David Taylor@ThisisDaveTMar 21
Replying to @stamlambert
Bloody ell buh. Things is goin’ dairn since I left tairn. Ord’rin on a bleddy screen. The Model ain’t what the Model were.
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Couldn’t be doing with them fancy ordering screens in the Model so I’ve waddled East. Bit of a coo though at Birdy’s me ducks.
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Yiss buh. I saw them bleddy touch screens. That ‘ent rairt buh.
Bing@badborder (@ruby_rubyrogers) profile pictureBing@badborder@ruby_rubyrogersMar 21
Replying to @stamlambert
The new Model wooden forks are minuscule, you’ll need at least five. Oh, and you have to order on a touch screen. My world has taken a bit of a battering. Still, chips yesterday were usual belting standard. So there’s that.
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The hiiighlights of the fair buhs. Although I’ll be teking a trek up the Model and then dairn the medders with a wooden fork. Bleddy glorious.
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The Model is back. Mid Lent Fair is back. Big Dan is back. Daylight is back. Yisssss Buh!
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You ‘ent wrong there me ol boody.
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Or all of ‘em Happy Christmas me ol buhs.
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Bleddy love a Hot Chocolate when it’s cold airtside, but I ‘ent never had a Luxery one before. Stoopid ol buhs
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Oooooo yiss ducky
Mark (@MarkSJordan) profile pictureMark@MarkSJordan1 Nov 2025
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@StamfordAFC1896 To the lad who put this on the Stourbridge twitter tonight, I salute you 🫡
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Maarkit day ✅ Foo sweets tonairt for Halloween ✅ Model on its way back buh ✅✅✅✅✅✅ Ya boody
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Stamford ol boy ‘’Ere buh, don’t suppose you know the postcode for St Ives in Cambridgeshire do you me ol boody?’’
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Respect buh. Need one of these dairn the Hong Kong in Sheepmaaarket
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Hoshoryu was gifted a giant soy sauce after becoming Grand Champion 😆
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‘Ark at you cairnsuller talking French. A Moos buche is a good ‘un though. You don’t get them up the Hurdler.
David Taylor (@ThisisDaveT) profile pictureDavid Taylor@ThisisDaveT13 Oct 2025
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Bleddy ell buh. That ain’t even starter size. More like as muze booche.
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You’ll want a foo more tates to get me there me ducks. And a bit more bleddy meat wouldn’t go amiss too me ol boody.
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