The Coin Lost In The River Is Found In The River
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2008
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Did you really think the first ideology you latched onto after casting off youthful indoctrination would be The Perfect Solution?
Did it seriously not occur to you that having been raised on bullshit, you would gravitate to alternatives that were also bullshit??
Tonight we were watching friends (the one with the dirty girl) and when Ross was about to have sex with his new girlfriend, Marcel yelled with delight "they're going to dab on each other!"
Driving past police cars with lights on in front of local bank,
@marcel_wood : "I don't like it when there's bank robberies near where we live"
Me: "because it seems dangerous?"
M: "It's probably not dangerous but it makes traffic worse"
"I'm developing a new system to maximize life satisfaction" - @wtylime #totallynotarobot
I would use @waze more except everytime I do I narrowly avoid an accident with some other wazer driving like a dickbag on some terrible little back alley bullshit road
(in Mexico city)
Me: Darling, nobody tips like that here
@wtylime : Trump is our president, leave 20%
He went down to the drugstore and bought a gallon of vanilla. @McDonalds hand-mixed him a McFlurry. #perseverance
Musk:
A) Con-man marketer
B) Greatest visionary since LDV
C) Literally from the future
I really am not sure xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/913649…
Fly to most places on Earth in under 30 mins and anywhere in under 60. Cost per seat should be… instagram.com/p/BZnVfWxgdLe/
IRS gives Mueller his tax records. His candidate loses in Alabama. What will tomorrow mornings distraction be?
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GOP seems to have realized that if nobody ever makes any actual policy, people will just vote on tribal affiliation.
"This place sucks! Why do you only have vegetables? I want a steak and some ribs!"
"Sir, this is a vegan salad bar" xitter.cf/ForecasterEnten/status…
Kind of a big deal xitter.cf/marcslove/status/86829…
Mika Brzezinski's father has died.
Here's the story of when he saved us from nuclear holocaust. xitter.cf/nktpnd/status/86829342…
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2.95 earthquake 2km NW of Santa Monica, CA at Mon May 1 22:28:42 PT. earthquake.usgs.gov/earthqua…
In LA residents and fellows are not suppose to drive themselves home after 12+ hr shifts but still expected to make changing decisions. xitter.cf/latimes/status/8402622…
Rookie doctors can work up to 24 hours straight under new rules that take effect this summer lat.ms/2mbuAqv
His fault. Should have locked the door. xitter.cf/jimmygauld/status/8402…
He should have just rolled with it. Picked the kids up, sat them on his lap and continued.
Also, hope the poor nanny doesn't get fired! xitter.cf/rob_bennett/status/840…
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Mr. President: If there was a wiretap at Trump Tower, that means a fed judge found probable cause of crime which means you are in deep shit. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
The fact this needs to said and is not already understood by 100% of the population is insane. xitter.cf/KamalaHarris/status/83…
