@Stapes

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Here's a rare photo of me doing crowdwork, taken at the Ice House in Pasadena. God willing, I will be doing a 100% crowdwork free set this Saturday evening on the very same stage. It's a 5pm show, your kids will be fine if you sneak out for a few hours.
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I was here first?
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Mike Solomon@solomaniaOct 23
This fart could have been an email.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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This is humiliating for several of these people, but none of them are Victor.
Kekzensky
@kekzenskyOct 19
Clavicular's female student HUMILIATES the Millionaire Poker player Wiktor Malinowski who thought he had a chance with her😭💔
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Pretty cool!
Jeff Platt
@jeffplattOct 23
Can't wait for you all to see how this great partnership w/ @solana & @wsop continues to grow at WSOP Paradise.    Before that, super excited to share that I'll be hosting a fireside chat with our reigning World Champion @LukeJu22 at @solanaevents Breakpoint November in London!
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The weirdos are back!
Tokabu
@Tokabu777Oct 22
Replying to @Stapes
SENDU SENDU
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mesmer@mp4ultraOct 21
(coming back from the bathroom during You Can See Everything) (whispers to friend) "so who was on first?"
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There is still some joy in Twitter. 😭
Emo Philips
@EmoPhilipsOct 21
those are not my best hours
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I'm the "something new!"
Victor
@pokerbenderOct 21
We trying something new in the booth this coming annual @AsianPokerTour Championship. Welcome Stapes!
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Franklin Leonard
@franklinleonardOct 20
Absolutely crazy the consistency with which the Trump family keeps ending up on the side of grown men who abuse young girls.
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJrOct 20
YIkes! Ohio watch this and think about what it means.
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Donna Arthur lost custody of Amy Acton at age 12 after Acton's stepfather was charged with raping her. Arthur stayed married to him until his death. Acton and her brother have been estranged since. Multiple outlets cite 1978 court records of the charges. actonforgovernor.com/dr-amy-actons-… dispatch.com/story/news/pol…
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Victor
@pokerbenderOct 21
We trying something new in the booth this coming annual @AsianPokerTour Championship. Welcome Stapes!
Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@StapesOct 20
Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
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lp@lilypuckettOct 20
close enough
lp@lilypuckett21 Jul 2022
nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Kevin Mathers
@KevmathOct 20
Look forward to seeing you there, Stapes!
Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@StapesOct 20
Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
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Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
Asian Poker Tour
@AsianPokerTourOct 20
APT Championship 2026 brings together the world’s best, returning champions, and first-time contenders for 17 days of poker. Once again, all eyes turn to Taipei for the Main Event of Asia. 🏆 209 tournaments 💰 TWD 256M+ (~USD 8.1M) in guarantees 🦁 USD 5M GTD APT Championship 2026 Main Event Freezeout 📅 November 13 to 29 📍 Red Space, Taipei History waiting to happen as we close out the APT 20 Years season. Full schedule: bit.ly/aptc2026 #APTC2026 #APT20Years #Poker #PokerTournament
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Andrew Barber 🔰🌐
@abarber1Oct 19
Do you think you could tell the difference between what Trump is doing and someone pulling a Nathan Fielder-type joke on everyone where he runs for president and then says increasingly ridiculous things to see what it takes for people to finally break?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
BREAKING: Trump demands New Mexico immediately change its name to “New America"
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 19
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Adam Schwartz@ASchwartzPokerOct 19
🤦‍♂️ Except he did Explicitly and unequivocally In the video in your tweet You complete moron
Ted Cruz
@tedcruzOct 18
🤦‍♂️ El Sayed refuses to disavow Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.
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When asked if he will disavow The Muslim Brotherhood, El-Sayed replied "Sure, yes, absolutely" x.com/AbdulElSayed/s…
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Adam Cozens@AdamCozens27Oct 18
Julie Andrews fielding calls from her agent: "Let me guess, a nanny?"
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Monique Moreau@bigbadbuttOct 18
The audacity of waiters to assume I don't need a menu because I'm blind. I want to try to read it and give up and just order the chicken!
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Last chance for tonight's show in North Hollywood. Comp tickets are kicked, but first round's on me if you show up and mention this post!
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