My neurons form circular shapes cause my thoughts have my thoughts back

[getting jealous of the internet] Babe.. I also have a PHP that is vulnerable. my Pretty Huge Penis

One of my dreams is to get hoisted by my very own petard. And another one of my dreams is I sell serpents to those in need

People talk like advertisements now because they're trained to

Whoa Look out guys gonna jack off later!! Haha. Just joking around. I don't feel like it later. I don't feel like anythign

To my Beloved, Some fool just threw a damn gernade in my fox hole There was just a big explosion on me It is killing me dead Yours, ever and true, gurgling noise

You fuck around some more I'm gonna call all my light-hitters and fake friends and they're gonna do nothing to you. For hours they will do nothing to you

I had this friend, I'll call her a friend. Only ever met her through the window. Every time I'd look, there she was—staring. Never seen her blink. Tried talking to her, but she'd just mouth along inaudibly. So I got mad. Struck the glass. That poor woman fell to a million pieces.

We all got that one friend that works in mysterious ways, can't be depicted and never speaks to us. and won't stop opening the fucking window

Doctors don't want you to know that this is me

I'm molting. Wait a minute. I'm molting! (my skeleton bursts free from my back and clatters to the ground)

Straightedge James Bond: just milk for me thanks. (also he's gay) And no pussy please

When I was a kid, nobody thought I would last. In my yearbook I was voted most likely to be succeeded

The Shadow Realm as a concept is a rare example of a localization gem

One of the most difficult things about addiction is that it gives you something to live for

It was all my fault On opposite day And I lived in fucking opposite land