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Intermittent interjections, insight and insults

Brixton Hill, and often Filey
Joined April 2011
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"I have to start work again on Monday and don't feel keen on it." ----- Postmark: 22 August 1908
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🤩What a school!🤩What a community! Thank you @Annareporting and @BBCNews for capturing such a special event today. Happy Birthday dad’s club!
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The Wikipedia article for the fermented dairy product known as "yogurt" in the U.S. was created in 2002. The article was moved to "yoghurt" not long after. A decade of argument and bickering ensued between the two spellings.
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It’s literally an @Airbnb - and is available to rent from July 1st. Looks like somebody isn’t very confident 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨PERSONAL NEWS KLAXON🚨 Surrey Heath residents, rightly, expect their MP to be a part of their community. Well as of today I am now a resident of St Paul’s ward! As many of you will appreciate Michael Gove stepped down with a short timeframe to select me and it’s hard to get a place so quickly. I’ve said in previous messages my fiancé and I were moving in, and I’m sorry I couldn’t be more explicit on timeframes as I didn’t want to jinx it, but now I am so happy to live here and honoured to stand and represent our great residents!
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Additional context - this property is a 1-month short-term let via the property rental platform AirBnB. The original post may mislead readers to think they now permanently live in the constituency. t.co/28L0HC0qEU
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"He's sat next to Harry Kane for breakfast!" 😅 Adam Wharton's dad couldn't be prouder of his son 🥰 @BBCLancsSport #BBCFootball
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Smiley Filey 😄#filey #NorthYorkshire #seaside – at Filey, England
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Back to back as always! Thank you LTN’s 😡
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GIVEAWAY! 🚨 I printed out 2 too many, so thought i’d give them away! The winner will receive both of these designs in A5! To enter - Like, Follow & RT! #olise #zaha #CPFC #Giveaway
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The full story of the Horizon Post Office scandal as seen on #MrBatesVsThePostOffice is now available as a free download on the Eye website here: private-eye.co.uk/special-re…
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I park my car at the top of the hill but then it just rolls back down? Can anyone help?
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Replying to @davetrott
@davetrott @rorysutherland @scottmckain You guys love a good story.
Imagine having this guy as your permit expediter
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Love the fact that Celtic fans gave the usage fee from Have I Got News For You to local food banks and then others piled in. Total at over £12k now.
🚨 Shove your coronation up your…… Thanks to the Celtic support our clip at Hampden went viral. The £200 we received has gone straight into a JustGiving page for @GlasgowNE. Please Read and Share. HH 🔗 justgiving.com/page/celts-ar…
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Scottish League Two - final table East Fife 4th, Forfar 5th
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Marvellous work from @PeckoverButcher
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Two spare tickets for sold out bristol gig on Tuesday… anyone want them? – at Stroud, England
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The Paris Metro renaming the “Argentine” station “France” this morning ahead of the World Cup Final is the sort of pettiness we can all get behind.
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Wish everyone in the country could watch this and see Braverman's inability to answer. I'm sure part of the opposition to those crossing the channel is based on a misplaced belief that there are safe and legal asylum routes available.
Striking fr Tory MP @timloughton on lack of legal asylum routes. “I’m a 16yo orphan from an African country escaping a war zone & religious persecution. I have a sibling legally in UK at moment. What is the safe & legal route for me to come to the UK?" teapaw.org/BestForBritain/status/…
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Fears grow over UK school pick-ups at 3pm
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