
19 He/Him Champ All Roles Twitch Streamer Disc: staticdream587 Private: @staticdream589
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champ all roles full pink profile, all solo queue, no comms, chat banned, nobody to even fucking support me but it’s okay we keep going
done with this game until next season just pushing for eternus deadlock in the meantime
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"I'm not lazy! Just relaxed... 💤"
Slide Cookie, the easygoing admin of the Sweet Archive, is coming to CookieRun: OvenBreak! 🌐🛝
Get ready for Slide Cookie, who slides to avoid obstacles with ease!
Check out everything coming in the next update via the link below!
📺 youtu.be/XlKMiuWkNKc
🔗 Patchnotes: coo.kie.run/1113updateen
#CookieRun #OvenBreak #SlideCookie
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DAY 2: investigating #ashsaltcookie
i hope they continue to make more artworks like this but with more forgotten cookies who havent been touched upon in a minute
🔥 The oven is on full blast! Firing the freshly-baked chocolate sticks! 💥
#CookieRun #CookieRunKingdom #OvenheadCookie #PulpoCookie #TimeShadowCookie
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Vote for the faeries!
It's that time of year again! 🤩
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if the community is already 50/50 while 6v6 has been left for dead for years and 5v5 is the pro game mode surely if they just went all in on 6v6 it would be more popular lol, please just admit every aspect of ow2 was a failure and give us overwatch back like you have with almost every other feature that ow2 launched with
New 6v6 Philosophy in #Overwatch 👥
Blizzard currently has no intention of making 6v6 the main mode, but plans to put more work into its balance and format. Survey feedback is evenly split, and they feel confident both formats can coexist.
What do you think? 💭
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#CookieRun #CookieRunKingdom #OvenheadCookie #PulpoCookie #TimeShadowCookie
Blizzard is still being way too scared with 6v6 they need to do what Fortnite did with zero build and just force it on people and see what community reception is.
Zero build ended up becoming one of Fortnite’s best modes because of it, and Overwatch should try the same with 6v6.
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"You should dance too, if you want to hold onto
this foolish little moment for as long as you can."
A hand tinged with purple reaches out from the darkness, offered amidst a string of complaints.
Could these faltering steps, taken together beneath the night sky, remain as an unforgettable, fleeting memory...? 🌌
#CookieRun #CookieRunKingdom #LycheeDragonCookie #RambutanCookie
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Overwatch wants to be an “amusement park" supporting multiple competitive formats.
Want to know what amusement parks are known for?
WAITING IN LINE / WAITING IN QUEUE
Exciting but worrying. Queues and matchmaking have been bad for so long in the main mode as is
New 6v6 Mini Season in #Overwatch 🤝
As 6v6 modes grow in popularity, Blizzard is adding a 2-2-2 Role Queue to Competitive on December 08, along with matchmaking changes to help reduce queue times.
📋 5v5 Role Lock & 6v6 Open Queue remain.
More people like 6v6 but let’s just keep the shittier version of the game for esports so I have no desire to play
In the latest Director’s Take, Game Director Aaron Keller returns with an update on the state of 5v5 and 6v6 as the Reign of Talon comes to an end ⚔️
📝 blizz.ly/4j9mZHG
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New 6v6 Mini Season in #Overwatch 🤝
As 6v6 modes grow in popularity, Blizzard is adding a 2-2-2 Role Queue to Competitive on December 08, along with matchmaking changes to help reduce queue times.
📋 5v5 Role Lock & 6v6 Open Queue remain.

































