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xallicatx⚢

@staticreckoning

a weird straightedge lesbian who always has something to say

 26, any pronouns
Joined January 2026
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Me trying to find my kitten
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xallicatx⚢ (@staticreckoning) profile picturexallicatx⚢@staticreckoning15h
i was searching for my phone for 20 mins and i felt like this meme when i found it
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listening to peak
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meanwhile dipshits on tiktok who think breeders 'medical knowledge' is as important as a veterinarians or who refuse to accept they abused their dog will say cropping and docking is good
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Why Dobermans Have Cropped Ears 😞
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What the fuck I thought they were born this way why the fuck would anyone think this shit is okay
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Why Dobermans Have Cropped Ears 😞
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EVIL FAWF@BravoFawf15h
accidentally stumbled across what may be the worst beat drop of all time with some friends earlier on youtube
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Really not liking the uptick in people seeing art depicting queer relationships and writing it off as "shallow yaoislop."
yoishikata (@yoishikata8) profile pictureyoishikata@yoishikata8Oct 27
Art I got called satanic for:
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we really are in a riffless epidemic
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great news. perming your cowlicks so you can have bangs works. no more gorilla glue or airplane glue needed!
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tbh gotta be them
binej yeah (@binej_yeah) profile picturebinej yeah@binej_yeahOct 30
what is women's beavis and butthead. do the ladies have their own duo of dumbass dames doing dumb shit for a dumb laugh. can that even exist in today's climate.
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i was searching for my phone for 20 mins and i felt like this meme when i found it
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JAKE G is seething@JAKEGcoOct 29
going to crowdkill some 13 year olds at waterparks tonight
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I love the social media and news app X! - posted from my neurolink
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x@SMOKEHISHOMIE17h
Replying to @jjmuffo
Methamphetamine is a medication with legitimate health benefits sold across all pharmacies in the United States. PLEASE STOP THE HATE!!!
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BREAKING: US Secretary of Defense Official Pete Hegseth Overdosed on Fentanyl Mistaking the Bag for His Cocaine Bag
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How am I supposed to go to work when I wake up next to this handsome little man 🥹
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shinwonew fans chicago@ughloona19h
#ivotednowletmesleep
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id like a humongous water heater so i can take 1hr long 300° showers #sorryturtles
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ari 🐜@superariftwOct 30
this is custard. she has an overbite, so she always looks a little like :[ and its v v cute
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viv ✶ comms closed@VlVSlES23h
butcher yuri adopts
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#5littlemonkeystwt
blondead / / evergreen (@niyatweet) profile pictureblondead / / evergreen@niyatweetOct 28
I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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