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If Marco Rubio resigns, who is most likely to be the next Secretary of State?
8%Jesse Watters
3%Laura Ingraham
78%Nicki Minaj
11%Sean Hannity
36 votes • Final resultsYou may be healthy, but are you "I just tried the Cool Ranch @Doritos made without artificial colors and flavors" healthy?
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If an AI hack shuts down the entire Internet, I think I am all set.
Our house contains enough leftover Halloween candy to sustain an entire family for several months.
We will not starve.
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"Jump Around" by House of Pain is now exactly as old as "Yakety Yak" was when "Jump Around" was released.
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"Grandpa, how affluent was America in the early years of the Great Decline?"
"So affluent, people were complaining about the phrasing of the name of a chain bakery where you could stop in and buy freshly baked bundt cakes on demand."
Nothing Bundt Cakes pisses me off. I guess it’s a play on the phrase “nothing but cakes” but that’s not a phrase people commonly use so it’s just insane. It’s like abstracting from an abstraction. It’s totally up its own ass.
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Everyone who dislikes my baseball purism will be delighted to know that, due to a local Internet outage, I am being forced to listen to the last game of the World Series on the radio tonight.
Oh hey, MLB? These extra innings are a lot more exciting without a ghost runner. Can we please remove it from regular season games forever? Please???
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Oh hey, MLB? These extra innings are a lot more exciting without a ghost runner. Can we please remove it from regular season games forever? Please???
The best governor in America. A wildly successful two terms leading a large state.
We know he can lead. He has proven it.
There could be no choice for President in 2028 more certain to do a good job than Ron DeSantis.
As Ron DeSantis enters the final weeks of his governorship of Florida, look at what he has accomplished.
His record is nothing short of miraculous and may be the single most effective governorship in the history of the United States.
Let’s remember….
He was the first to stand up to crazy COVID restrictions and reopen schools and businesses, he led the nation in school choice with more than half 1 million families now in the school of their choosing, he eliminated state debt and left the state with 18 billion in rainy day funds, and most importantly he signed the Heartbeat Protection Act, which ended most abortions after six weeks.
Everyone I know who lives in Florida says it is the most well-run state in the country. Well done governor!🙏
If the best option he could find was himself, at least Jay-Z could have chosen Weird @alyankovic.
Jay-Z will be the headline performer for the Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stsdium in Los Angeles on Valentines Day 2027.
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Every time a starting pitcher gets pulled way prematurely, a little piece of my fandom dies inside.
It's the most ruinous trend in baseball. It is stupid strategy, to boot. It needs to end.
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You know why the window exists? To look out of it. You are on an airplane thousands of feet in the sky. That's amazing! You should enjoy the view.
May you never become such a bitter grouch so that you say things like this absolute jackass.
Enjoy your window. Use it. teapaw.org/eric_bach7/status/2113…
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Elizabeth Warren doesn't need to worry about condiment monopolies unless they find a way to improve upon Zankou Chicken's garlic sauce.
This is not possible.
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This is cheap engagement farming, and copying the same thing others have been saying on here.
It's also completely backwards. Advertisers buy time based on the demographics of the viewers tuning in. Viewers don't tune in because of the ads showing during the broadcast.
Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball?
Maybe start with the commercials.
Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown:
- Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit
- The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen
- Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports
Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch.
You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas.
Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.
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Your periodic reminder that the Los Angeles Rams are grossly overrated because they put up big numbers in fantasy football. They are not a great team. Buffalo is better and will win this game.
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This is so simple, yet nobody else has been saying it.
Don't create bureaucratic "guardrails" that protect the companies. Prosecute the companies for creating products that do damage. Make Anthropic more afraid of being thrown in prison than of losing to a rival.
This is not evidence that we need new AI regulations.
It’s evidence that we need to enforce existing laws and hold humans & corporations responsible for their products.
Exposure to criminal and civil liability would do *far* more to prevent this bullshit than creating unnecessary, expensive, quality-degrading, marketplace- manipulating, resource-diverting, politically-empowering regulations.
