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"he who will not debate, will not succeed." - john stuart mill

*violently stabbing at my own dick* as long as i miss my dick, this maximizes my chances of victory

every team that loses to the team that wins the championship was the second best team that year. it's called the "transitive property"

graphing in R to trigger the matplotlibs

it's nhl awards season which means it's time for me to sort the player list by WAR and announce that the best defenseman in the league plays 20 minutes a night with no PP time, but it's not my fault his coach uses him incorrectly

i was not wrong. what i proudly posted was a preliminary result olease do not print in the papers that i was wrong

a non-fungible token is when your sports media company hires a woman

this isa callout post: sidney Crosby you will never be truly great until you learn LaTeX teapaw.org/milfsby/status/1363935…

roses are red the best play is 'the crucible' i don't respect work that's not reproducible

i will NEVER invest in the Stock Market. not as long as i have the Great Game of Online Poker to fall back on

every moring i send an email to my group informing everyone which computing resources i will be using like i'm a reporter tweeting line rushes

getting all hornt up about sample sizes

celebrating winning my fantasy football championship

we love to watch numbers go up around here. it's a sunday and the numbers we like to watch are growing constantly. most numbers are better the biggere they are and these numbers are no exception

taped this on one of our scout's back and he walked around all day before he noticed

NHL SCOUT WITH STOPWATCH: here are the fastest skaters MANUAL DATA TRACKER WITH CLIPBOARD: i have determined whobis the best at forcing uncontrolled zone entries NHL ADVANCED PLAYER TRACKING TECHNOLOGY: here are the fastest skaters

when you were mastering the blockchain, i was having premarital sex

making my personal life suck shit all because of the gambler's fallacy

"love to utilize economies of scale" i announce to an empty jim beam bottle after ordering an extra large pizza for myself at 1:26 am