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Silenced | DnD | DoA Software Developer | AI Retro Gaming Enthusiast Memento Mori | XOTWOD Barista | Coffee Aficionado

Joined August 2017
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I don't have work next Thursday!
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It's bedtime. Go to sleep, Gangers.
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Drinking from that plastic bottle of H20.
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A Christian religion is not a Catholic religion.
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People hate on @littlecaesars, yet they feed the homeless.
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I just drove past the homeless like it wasn't my problem.
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This was my first online CoD. Words cannot describe. I met so many true friends in lobbies. Friends til' this day. The maps were actually some of Call of Duty's best. One Man Army Noob Tube still lives rent free. The way the SPAS-12 fucking killed at range. The AA-12 was so goated up it killed many. The Intervention might just be the best sniper ever. FAMAS with a triple burst. SCAR-H. M93 Raffica. I FUCKING LOVED MODERN WARFARE 2 (2009)
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@charlieINTELNov 10
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 released 17 years ago today
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Less than 30 mins left at work. THANK FUCKING GOD! 🙌
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Preloading GTA VI right now for XBOX Series X. 🫣
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@statusIRLNov 8
Liking my posts and not following is a criminal charge. I believe that's 1st degree murder. Guilty as charged.
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She became the lightweight champ! Much like this account. We are building here. CONGRATULATIONS TO @alyciambaum !! <3
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@espnNov 9
AND NEW 🏆 Alycia Baumgardner defeats Elif Turhan by unanimous decision to become the new IBF women's lightweight champion 🙌 #MVPW07
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Went an entire 10 rounds. 40 mins of boxing. Guess who won.. ALYCIA BAUMGARDNER! Don't ever sleep on my account. NEW CHAMP!!!
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@statusIRLNov 9
IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT! ALYCIA IS WINNING THIS. CLAPPING THAT ASS! 🗡️
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RUN THAT SHIT BACK TO TEXAS! CONGRATULATIONS!
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103 punches landed compared to 40. Sheeesh.
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Yesterday's price isn't today's price.
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IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT! ALYCIA IS WINNING THIS. CLAPPING THAT ASS! 🗡️
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@statusIRLNov 9
I hope Alycia Baumgardner taps that ass, fr. LFG! 🥊
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I'm unplugging this battery. It's in the smoke alarm.
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We are all good now. I replaced the battery. I swear it was beeping nearly every second.
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Gangers, not to get too emotional here. BUT DAMN. This was so good. It destroyed me. My internals went through motions. Much love! ❤️
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@WrestleClipsNov 8
Joe Hendry and Jeff Hardy performing an acoustic version of Creed's My Sacrifice last year was so freaking cool.
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I hope Alycia Baumgardner taps that ass, fr. LFG! 🥊
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