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Why nobody ever glazes the black and pakistani version of this video like they are doing in the quotes rn
This is lowkey the one archetype in Britain that’s enjoying life to the fullest with all that’s going on 🤣
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That Yamal pic the ugliest ever
Spain 2026 are the only guys who have managed to have not even one memorable pic
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It's crazy that sports discourse has devolved into people watching a player average 40 PPG on a team that is tied for the best record in the NBA... and be like "here's why that's actually bad" rather than just enjoying it.
luka's 40% usage, third highest in NBA history, might win him an MVP but this brand of basketball isn't getting him much further history has shown where these extreme usage seasons lead, and it's not a championship
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What’s with everyone’s infatuation in manifesting Luka’s injury so he doesn’t become successful? So weird. No one ever wishes this on any other player literally just him
Luka is playing unbelievable rn but I don’t think his body can handle this usage rate over 82 games. He cares so much about trying to win MVP that it might cost lakers of any playoff success when his body wears down toward end of season.
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COME for Luka tying the game with a 3…STAY for Luka picking up Deni Advija full court right out the POR timeout on the very next play…leading to a turnover and the Lakers never relinquishing the lead again. #Lakeshow
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NBA T75 Team 1x MVP 11x All Star 8x All NBA 3x Scoring Champ 2x Assist Champ 1x 6MOY Top Ten in Points 500 Million Dollars Earned 2x Gold Medal 2nd in Total threes 1 Finals Appearance 5 CFinals Appearances Had one hell of a Career
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I don’t think Curry will ever decline. His game barely relies on athleticism and when he retires, it won’t be because his game fell off.
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Dembele tried his best this past few years but his legs gave up
I don’t know if it’s cause I’m getting older but football doesn’t feel fun anymore. There’s no wingers taking on players, no flair, no off the cuff players, just workhorses grinding out wins each while people are looking at charts and living for agendas.
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can we stop allowing people over 75 to vote ? They vote for a future they’re not apart of 😭 😭 😭
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Too much talk of what is and isn’t possible as far as winning a chip with Luka’s usage and we are only in November man. He already is doing the unthinkable, there are no limits right now.
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Since Yaxel lost his respect for Luka the world has been a better place to live
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Not tweeting until Luka scores 50.
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Bro it’s dating back to January 1 of this year we are at a near 50 game sample size of this being real and not a hot streak but people are in denial
So at what point is this just Luka and not some crazy hot streak? 25 games?
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In a 50/40/90 season the hardest stat to maintain has to be the free throws
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LUKA IS NOW AVERAGING 40: 40.1 PPG 7.8 RPG 7.7 APG 50% FG 42% 3PT 87% FT
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They call Wemby an alien cause of his physical appearance, when in reality the player who should be given that nickname is the one whose play on the court is extraterrestrial and out of this world
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these tweets are gonna look funny when the game is done
a wise man once said all you have to do is wait
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Now what?
a wise man once said all you have to do is wait
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Luka said there is no "MVP race"
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Luka dropped 50 after yall idiots tried to compare him to Wemby
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