
I talk about sports, mostly JMU. Published author. #GoDukes Check out @purpleanticspod
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Over the past couple days, JMU has received national attention from:
- The win over TXST
- The best bathroom in CFB
- Marvel Helmets
We’re truly living through special times
Steak Sauce retweeted
𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 💜
Jeff and Mary Lou Bourne return to the Valley to lead the Go Dukes chant on Thursday night!
#GoDukes
JT Hooten seeing Malachi Singleton is active #nuke
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Time to clear the air around JMU.

ALT Well, I've finally caught up on all the replies, memes, GIFs, and Al-generated masterpieces from JMU fans. Rather than respond to everyone individually, let's clear a few things up. First, my oldest son goes to George Mason & my youngest son goes to VCU. Second, we avoided JMU because of the way folks like you behave. Third, I have no doubt my sons are at better schools. Fourth, of all the fans I have experienced on this godforsaken app the JMU fans are the most delusional. Fifth, I have no idea where their campus even is. Probably on Mars given where their heads are at.
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Replying to @geauxnick
Like the entire Oregon playoff run, 2 years ago when App had damage from the floods, @JMUsportsblog raised money for every away game food bank last year, @JMUSoundOff, @Patrick_Rea11 and @CamColemanQB all raising money for childhood brain cancer research
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Today is our athletics specific day of giving, Diggin'Dukes!
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You have another college in your bio
I say good riddance to JMU from the Sun Belt. Let's sign the divorce papers and be done with it. I don't think JMU ever really wanted to be in the Sun Belt. I am tired of the non-stop ungrateful attitude of *some* fans. Good luck @ECUPiratesFB & @CharlotteFTBL. Patience...
Sports News is on a heater right now
Well, I've finally caught up on all the replies, memes, GIFs, and AI-generated masterpieces from JMU fans. Rather than respond to everyone individually, let's clear a few things up.
First, my oldest son goes to George Mason & my youngest son goes to VCU. Second, we avoided JMU because of the way folks like you behave. Third, I have no doubt my sons are at better schools.





















