Damn the movie silent hill is actually fucking insane had no idea

How many new bands you think took the sickest fuckin nastiest band photos today?

You can call the album whatever you want home boy

New video out now Ep “fuck all” out June 6th. youtu.be/W58fV5NyPNk

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW

Spy balloon a good rap name tho

Just out here sitting in a pick up a truck in the middle of an empty field listening to the counting crows

It’s awkward, being on the internet and shit.

Noticed someone reading a book at the laundromat yesterday and on the train today, which fills me wit 🔥 💯 levels up hope for the future. Have a bless day.

Most intelligent people agree that Freddie Got Fingered was and remains the best and most forward thinking comedy of all time

JNCO trend has reached cultural ironic precipice. If youre over like 14 wearing jnco type jeans and it’s not the year 2000, you’re over like 14 and wearing jnco type jeans and it’s not the year 2000.

Finding some sort of blank bliss within the overwhelming apathy that leads your fingers to the Grubhub app on your iphone.

Realizing what an opportunity I missed in middle school by not making an *NSYNC parody called “I’m gonna ask Jeeves”

I’m going catholic.

Y’all ever see a cat with post poop clarity, start zooming around like maniacs. Post poop clarity.

A list of fake band/rapper names I found in my notes from like 3 years ago.

Sometimes I’ll just chug like a half quart of ice cold whole milk no problem

Just the thought alone of doing freak on a leash by Korn at karaoke brings me to a state of pure ecstasy.

That primal urge to move to Florida.