@stellarflows

technical organism floating somewhere in the universe 馃懡 purveyor of insanity. interested in humor and cats mostly

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Joined August 2020
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best accts dont have a niche they jus schizo post off the dome
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this is how ur email finds me
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after much consideration ive decided were movin to north korea. frank just got his haircut and ill be gettin mine later
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when they tell u to stay in ur lane
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hey sorry if i was weird and loud and silly and made morbid and inappropriate jokes and teased u i just thought we were becoming friends
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@arjmxrellOct 21
Hey sorry if I was weird and quiet and silent and nonverbal and dry and boring I just didn鈥檛 know you well
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cat scratches at the door to get out of the room but hides under the bed when i get up to open door. this mf trolling me
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scrolling twitter reduces perceived lifespan by 25%
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when someone tells u to behave differently u must triple down on how ur currently behaving
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'i dont give a fuck' he says while actually giving more fucks than anyone
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a slop accts fav bit
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when they say somethin so ridiculous u think it must be a joke but it wasnt a joke
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id like to see u try to walk a mile in my shoes
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need to get more organized he says for the millionth time as he definitely doesnt get more organized
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emperor frank has ordered my execution bc not enough treats fhis week. was nice knowin u all
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Replying to @NarrisBunnies
@NarrisBunnies
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all u rly need is on the timeline is fun and cool moots
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u shouldnt fight fire with fire. u fight it with a plasma cannon
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in moots we trust
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You can only share your struggles with people who have earned your trust.
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after much consideration ive decided were movin to north korea. frank just got his haircut and ill be gettin mine later
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ofc i dont talk to myself.. thats for crazy ppl. i talk with myself, big difference
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imagine hatin on me and im jus vibin in the lair w the bat
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said i wouldnt post thirst traps on here but the bills arent gonna pay themselves
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