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Dad, Vet, #CRE F&B Broker for @dochalex, @kenanflagler MBA

Washington DC
Joined May 2009
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To build a "date night" type restaurant it wouldn't be unusual to spend $900 per square foot in addition to the cost of a shell building. A really good restaurant margin (just within the 4 walls with no accounting for home office costs) is 20%. A really good return on cost is a payback within three years. To make that happen on a 5,000 square foot restaurant, sales need to be $144k per week. If half the sales happen on Friday and Saturday nights then sales on those days would need to be $36k. If the restaurant had 150 seats and was dinner only and the tables turned twice on those nights, the check would need to be $120 per person. Therefore: When you simps stop drinking liquor, the whole thing grinds to a stop. Do your part for America 🇺🇸
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I came across this spot on my timeline, looked at their menu, & got immediately interested!! Good folks…GET HERE!! Trust what I’m saying…LET’S GO!!
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Theres more security on the field during halftime of the DCU game than in Chinatown during Caps or Wiz.
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Tinfoil hat time: Newest episode of @newheightshow has me convinced that Jason is coming back for one more year. If he was really done, he wouldn't have to sit out the @PrizePicks segment.
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Some of the best coverage I've heard about Monumental leaving came yesterday from @CraigHoffman. Insightful guests were asked thoughtful questions that covered a number of perspectives. Unique in this market. Heard a lot of other media regurgitating pr talking points yesterday.
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Good news Monday. The old Fuel pizza spot at 600 F St NW is now papered with ads for Kata (a culinary journey) from Chef Tim Ma and The Burns Brothers. kata-dc.com/
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Fans line up for the breakfast sandwich swaddled in a crisp scallion pancake at Any Day Now. But just as fun are the gyro rethought as a salad & the katsu made with eggplant on the dinner menu. Thanks, @ChefTimMa & Matt Sperber. #dceats @WDCNavyYard wapo.st/3E2NqcO
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Proud to be a DC resident. @MayorBowser is crushing this hearing.
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Very solid @dcck shout out from @springsteen tonight. – at Washington, DC
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Anyone who thinks NFL stadiums don’t impact tourism/local economy hasn’t been to Nashville when the @dallascowboys are in town. – at Nashville, TN
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hey @theHillisHome any idea who handles permits for Providence Park? Both DC Parks & Recs and NPS say it isn't them.
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Good god, @EnrollDCPS sending me an email to enroll my 3 year old after she didn’t match is the most cruel cyber bullying I’ve ever experienced
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Can someone explain why I should trust the results of a DC public school lottery when DC Lottery can’t get sports betting right?
It's 100% on brand that there are tornado alerts just hours before school lottery results are released.
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Wordle 211 3/6 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Based on the last 30 min in the Fed Ex Parking lot….this is going to be an away game for Washington.
Replying to @GrantPaulsen
@grantpaulsen this play is what’s missing in WSH. Vea crashes the line to let Tyron Shonyinka get a sack. Our DLine has 4 talented dudes rushing the QB individually. It’s why they’re better when Ionnidas plays.
Good Lord, Vita Vea bulldozed both the LT and LG on Tyron-Shoyinka’s stunt sack
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Doesn’t help that 2 of them are playing for their 2nd (read) deal and one plays to be a brand
Went to Jane Jane and they checked to ensure my ID matched my card.
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