Last seen managing media across UK devolved nations for Int. Humanitarian Org. You can now find me out with my cameras or jumping wildly to Gogol Bordello.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined July 2009
Overheard a very Glaswegian Bible Preacher: "Christ died on the Cross - How?" I mean it's quite nasty really.
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A marvellous place for a moon dance #Scotland #glasgow #eclipse
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If only Balustrade Lanyard was standing #Clacton – at Thornliebank, Scotland
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Stephen🍌Fyfe retweeted
Join me on a walk around lawless Glasgow City Centre👇🏻
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Stephen🍌Fyfe retweeted
Cycling home through the city centre of Glasgow at 7pm last night, as I do every night. I live in the Calton have done for 27 years hardly middle class. The city isn’t rosie, but it’s not lawless & it is bonnie & still a brilliant place to live.
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I'm not going to complain to the local managers in Giffnock @Morrisons, but this needs addressing at a higher level. 12 chilled / frozen displays out of action, so no Pasta, Pizza, Vegan, Sandwiches, Halal, Beef, prepared fish, yoghurts, chilled meats. It's not a one-off either.
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The progress we have made since 1902 is quite astonishing #moon #Melies #Film #Artemis2
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Do all saxophonists need to wear hats? #totp
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Stephen🍌Fyfe retweeted
Replying to @stephenjfyfe
You're trying to trigger people!
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Anyone else think Storm Dave should really be called Storm Rodney?
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What's amazing about Dave's keyboard is that it's really quite simple inside - to take that to how Dave created such a wonderful sound is a craft in itself #TheStranglers #TheRepairShop
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Oh look. Brightly coloured vapes right where the brightly coloured sweets used to be. #Scotland #ScotGov @Morrisons do you really think this is appropriate? And why do you think this won't encourage children to vape?
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Can we have a resounding Fuck off Fifa!
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Traffic bedlam on Glasgow Southside as people mingle and eat baked potatoes at Eglington Toll.
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I've never been to Bellshill but I'm concerned for them that auto-correct suggests it as a change for bullshit.
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Stephen🍌Fyfe retweeted
I don’t know who is leasing the shop units in the @tontineglasgow but they are doing a good job curating them with new cafes opening on the High Street and now a new bookshop, ‘Chapter One’ for charity @CHSScotland opening at the corner of Glasgow Cross. And a good bookshop it is too with a great range of second hand books and new ones all served up along with a cafe bar and book launches. It’s worth a visit if you’re in the vicinity. It just shows how these handsome and robust buildings can readily accommodate new uses which activate the ground floor thus bringing new life into the ancient heart of Glasgow. If we want to increase footfall in Glasgow’s city centre, this is the way to do it 🚶🤔😉👍!
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Remember at school when the teacher said: "I was just checking you were paying attention." -> That's me paying attention.
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FT 12 Sept 2025 has an article based on research from Barclays on too many people having excess savings and why people should invest instead: "Parts of the City, including asset managers and banks, could benefit from more inflows into higher-fee investment products." Yip.
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Every year, we're clinging on to the hope it's still summer, and then there's @Morrisons stacking the shelves for Christmas IT'S STILL AUGUST!
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