Good evening, sports fans. stephlug on Bluesky

Joined March 2011
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i cant stop watching horse desensitisation videos, they genuinely do this to me
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I’d keep saying it without prompting
man 😭😭i wonder how many times he would’ve said “again” if she didn’t break character to call him out LMAO
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constantly whiplashing between “what the hell, sure” and “i’ve got to get killed”
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Fork found in kitchen type shit.
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Got my ass quite frankly
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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Steph retweeted
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Steph retweeted
not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
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how I’m moving
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woke up mad as hell for no reason
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I Love Fisting Beyoncé
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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I don’t want Brazilian election twitter to go away
terminei de votar, entrei no carro, olho pro meu pai ele ta com o dedo na frente da boca pedindo silêncio e puxando uma faquinha e eu ????? daí ele fala baixinho "furei os pneus de um bolsonarista"
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The ”protect our women”-nationalism can be summed up with ”WE want to be the only ones to molest our women”. Its about ownership & not about acc caring abt dismantling rape culture & protecting women. Thats why so many nationalist male leaders are sexual predators themselves.
ふだん女性の人権とかほとんど関心のない連中が、移民の問題になったときだけ「移民の性犯罪から女性を守れ」とか言っているの本当に片腹痛い。
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Steph retweeted
Can we also talk about how Wikipedia entries are no longer at the top of a search 😭
genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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Nathan fielder
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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no joke you might have saved his life
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Writing an Australian crime novel set in a small town that's simultaneously coastal and rural, where everyone has a heart of gold and a dark secret. It's called... The Husband's Wife. The Stan original was filmed before I wrote the first sentence.
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Steph retweeted
It’s kinda crazy that we’ve literally studied the trans women in sports thing, the scientific consensus is that after a few years of HRT there is no significant advantage. And yet that doesn’t matter even a little bit and we still have to hear morons babble about this constantly.
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Earnest take: you should absolutely have solidarity with every single on human being on the planet because borders are fake and lives are real
Earnest take: I think it’s probably not healthy for the practice of democratic self-government that so many people have developed strong rooting interests in elections in countries they don’t live in.
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