Biotech Investor, Human, Father, Husband. I stand with Israel. “There will be Peace when Hamas is deceased!”
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Using a picture of a basketball hoop is the funniest possible way of saying they were black without actually saying it
California politician brutally ambushed while campaigning at local park: 'Why are you hurting me?' trib.al/OUSgODS
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Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live.
Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing.
Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
Steve S. retweeted
Anyone in England with a copy of Alien is going to prison
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
Steve S. retweeted
If I were Bukele, I would seize Haiti and turn it into an industrial prison colony. Imprison all the gangsters. Employ the locals at the prisons. Rent cells to the countries all around the world that need a place to send their prisoners. Seems like a win to me.
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He's pure evil, but he's not stupid. Being a floating embodiment of capitalist / feudal decay, of course he'll mourn the waste of a good resource like strong warriors. Under different circumstances he might've been able to purchase their loyalty.
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Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
the nfl on fox panel has barely finished discussing the eagles game when they introduce their newest sideline reporter: george santos, a man whose football résumé apparently includes more championships than tom brady and statistics that seem to have been calculated by throwing several sports into a blender. bowen yang plays him with the confidence of somebody who believes a fact becomes official once it's delivered into a microphone. 36 completions out of 25 passes? twelve touchdowns, seventeen rebounds and ten rbis? why stop there? at this rate, he won the super bowl, the nba finals and the world series before lunch. the panel keeps asking ordinary questions, and santos keeps handing them extraordinary reasons to regret asking.
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I’m for PR independence. Too long have they suffered under the heel of American imperialism! Free Puerto Rico!
Psychopaths use a common palybook.
Interesting similarity in verbal trickery: Holmes claimed her machine can run any blood test, but when questioned said she meant in some hypothetical future. DSA types claim "abolish prisons now" but when questioned what to do about a murderer they say they mean prisons will be abolished in some hypothetical future where murder doesn't exist. They change past and present tense depending on who they are trying to fool.
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The fact that Edgewise $EWTX was able to unload this asset onto Servier for $1.55 billion in cash upfront with a obviously predictable fail is mind boggling to me. Since these morons bought it, I was unable to make money from this fail.
I thought I said it before but maybe privately, the ph3 Becker trial will fail imo (Grand Canyon). $EWTX
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I liked to annoy my neighbors in Bethesda, Maryland.
This is a fact.
The used Biden sign pictured here was 100% real and not a joke.
The homeowners had vehemently supported President Biden with many yard signs for months until his debate. Then they turned on him overnight.
Over the years I made the other signs to confuse folks. If you’re going to have fun, why not support a candidate from 200 years earlier?
I also made my own rainbow-lettered signs to counter the legion of “real” ones I had to look at everywhere when walking the dogs. I’d make up new phrases and rotate them as they faded.
