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Dave Jà Vu

@stfelix

private account of Sam Le Bell - Private Detective

 Manchester / Berlin
shopliftersunion.co.uk
Joined June 2009
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Unfortunately, guilty feet have got no rhythm...
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave2 Sep 2020
Carole Baskin from #TigerKing joins “Dancing With the Stars” 2020 cast.
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Jim Salveson@Mr_Jimbob24 Sep 2023
Gearing up for tomoz @XSManchester Evening Show... got my headphones packed, a snack and a whole loads of new music... New adds for @JackValeroMusic @thekurbsband @junobanduk @chartreuse_band and @VALAmanchester. + the awesome @Seb_lowe_music grabs the Record of the Week spot!
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Manchester's very own @VALAmanchester are set to play @DeafInstitute this November, with special guests Foxglove ⚡️ Tickets on sale now! tix.to/ValaMcr23
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Manchesters very on @VALAmanchester is on sale now! Grab tix: thedeafinstitute.co.uk/event…
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Helpful links if you or someone you know has been affected by domestic abuse: refuge.org.uk/ womensaid.org.uk/ salfordwomensaid.org/
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtd21 Aug 2023
Club statement. #MUFC

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How is this not The Onion!!??
NME (@NME) profile pictureNME
@NME31 Jul 2023
"It just drives me insane," the comedian admitted nme.com/news/tv/seann-walsh-…
Seann Walsh reveals condition gives him hatred of hearing people eat

Seann Walsh reveals condition gives him hatred of hearing people eat

The comedian says he can't eat with others without background music

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Looking to fill a few dates in August and September - drop me a DM if you have any availabilities!
DJ MX W0RLD🌹 (@charlottealiced) profile pictureDJ MX W0RLD🌹@charlottealiced4 May 2023
Looking to fill my diary up with some more DJ bookings over the summer and beyond! Particularly interested in midweek bookings but can do weekends too. I'm multi-genre & have my own CDJs so can play anything, anywhere. Email below if you're interested in working together ❤️
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Can anyone point me in the direction of an accountant who deals with HMRC self assessments please? I fill out my own but I have a super quick question about my total for 22/23. Thanks in advance!
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Barbiesphere you know what to do
YouGov (@YouGov) profile pictureYouGov
@YouGov30 Jun 2023
With Hollywood bracing for July's Barbie vs Oppenheimer battle, some movie stars like Tom Cruise have suggested moviegoers watch both as a double feature Asked what they'd rather watch, Brits say... Oppenheimer: 36% Barbie: 9% Both: 10% Neither: 40% yougov.co.uk/topics/entertai…
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Honestly thought this was Nadine Dorris and Boris Johnson
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequence30 Jun 2023
Insane Clown Posse’s Violent J and his new girlfriend, who is 21 years his junior, appear on a reality show about unconventional couples: "She's, like, one of my top two favorite hotties." cos.lv/hEkG50P1qpQ
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What if we kissed in the Marcus Rashford bouncy castle?
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Not sure why @BBCLondonNews didn't tag me - Paul Atherton (FRSA) @LondonersLondon. I'm on a quest to find a hotel in Paddington to maintain my health regime at @SerpsSwimClub from tomorrow (Max £200 per night inc. breakfast) anyone help? @1000_Londoners @our_MoH @streetskitchen
BBC London (@BBCLondonNews) profile pictureBBC London
@BBCLondonNews29 Jun 2023
"I was using Heathrow Terminal 5 as my bedroom" Paul is the last homeless person still residing in a hotel in Paddington under the ‘Everyone In’ scheme for street homeless over lockdown.  #lockdown #homeless #london
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‘MONORAIL, MONORAIL, MONORAIL’
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James McClean has been a target for sectarian abuse for more than a decade - yet very little is said or done about it

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clay ⛷️ (@hanfjob) profile pictureclay ⛷️@hanfjob20 Jun 2023
i liked when the boat was stuck in the suez canal more than the titanic explorer getting lost forever but whatever
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vala@VALAmanchester9 Jun 2023
I Love The Sound OUT NOW Can’t believe. Thanks for sticking with us Lots of love
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Is it too late to rescind my vote for the Labour 2019 leadership election?
Rebecca Long-Bailey (@RLong_Bailey) profile pictureRebecca Long-Bailey
@RLong_Bailey6 May 2023
Thank you to all the brilliant residents and groups across Salford who have organised lovely events to bring us all together to celebrate the coronation of King Charles III - wherever you are today, have a lovely time watching and celebrating. God Save the King #Coronation
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Yesterdays “Special Alert” cost millions. To do this the UK Government awarded the contract to Fujitsu who sub contracted the work to Indian company Infosys Guess who owns infosys? Rishi Sunak’s wife 🤔
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Replying to @HackedOffHugh
Fixed it.
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The comments are off 😂😂😂😂
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries) profile pictureRt Hon Nadine Dorries
@NadineDorries14 Apr 2023
It’s as good as a face lift - I’m doing it!
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What a fucking idiot
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNews12 Apr 2023
Liz Truss says a new economic model is taking over and it is focused on 'redistributionism, stagnation and woke culture' pushed by the "anti-growth movement" and "socialists in environmental clothing" trib.al/ecixuwi 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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