PL CHAMPIONS ๐Ÿ†

New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2009
yep twitter snitched on yall even that AIPAC tracker account LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
X just tattled tailed on all yall who accepted that $5
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the only highlights to this game was penaltiesโ€ฆ
INTO THE QUARTER-FINALS!! ๐Ÿ’ช
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youโ€™re really a level 1 grunt if you canโ€™t defeat a #boner at work
Do guys masturbate at work when they get a boner??
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how watching a YouTube video while people are saying YouTube is down rn feels like
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Average conversation between Harrison Butker and Justin Tucker in the Chiefs locker room this week be like
Replying to @hcf_m2h
how is Butker the least problematic special teamer you have LMAO
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casual fans have had god bidoof for 15 years while competitive players shit stuff like this out every week
why do competitive pokemon fans pretend like theyre any funnier than casuals
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high school is funny because youโ€™ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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Wingstop CEO goin to hell for tryna sell niggas sour patch chicken btw
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yeah I totally get why they banned it
going to watch this movie blind in 35mm @ IFC Center ๐Ÿ˜บโœŒ๏ธ #NW
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You damn near bout to leave them room tryna show that butt baby you can stand up straight
Dumptrucks will never go out of style
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going to watch this movie blind in 35mm @ IFC Center ๐Ÿ˜บโœŒ๏ธ #NW
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Darren Mougeyโ€ฆ #faaawwwkk
A sneaky winner of the Quenton Nelson trade to Seattle? The Jets. The Nelson trade could be the first of multiple trades the Colts make for their quality veteran players as they look towards the future. The Jets own Indy's 2027 first round pick.
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If yall put Erykah Badu pussy on my tl again imma get mad
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lowkey miss trick-or-treating I used to steal the buckets from the porch #BEASTMODE
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Walking to your third Ballon d'Or like Alexia... ๐Ÿคฉ #ballondor
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โ€œ13rdโ€
Ranked at the 13rd place of the 2026 Ballon dโ€™Or @AchrafHakimi @PSG_inside @EnMaroc #ballondor
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Just shouted โ€œSHEโ€™S 15โ€ at the ballon dโ€™or ceremony and Mane turned around
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Clark??????????
Very Italian town of Clark, NJ Trump +30 Day 1 of early voting 2025: ๐Ÿ”ต 57 ๐Ÿ”ด 75 โšช๏ธ 36 2026: ๐Ÿ”ต 73 ๐Ÿ”ด 46 โšช๏ธ 43
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Bro ask Jesus to give you peripheral vision
In life, I struggle, I suffer, Iโ€™m tempted, Iโ€™m tested, sometimes I feel so weak. But when I am weak, I am strong. Because Christ, He is my hope, He is my strength, He is a firm foundation that never fails. Jesus is worthy of it all. May He be glorified always, not just on the mountain tops, but even in the valleys. โ€œLet all that I am wait quietly before God, for my hope is in him. O my people, trust in him at all times. Pour out your heart to him, for God is our refuge.โ€ Psalms 62:5, 8
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