Barrie Stimpson

BREAKING NEWS Prime Minister Andy Burnham announces national car park loyalty scheme. His statement- "I know many motorists are finding it financially difficult to run their vehicles at the moment. I'm a motorist too, so I get it. I will not accept there is nothing I can do to offer help to those who need it. So from 1st January 2027 I will be introducing a car park loyalty scheme. It's free to join and will immediately provide motorists with the opportunity to save money when parking their cars. By simply registering online with your name, your home address, your phone number, your email address, the vehicle registration number, the VIN number, the vehicle make and model, your driving licence number, a copy of your insurance policy and details of your entire family and anyone else you may know, (including the names of your pets - but excluding goldfish), you will be able to get a free parking session for every 40 paid tickets you download to the website. This will save the average household £3.78 per year and is another example of @UKLabour being on your side when times get tough. I am determined to make life easier for you. You can register for this initiative on absolutelyshitideasfromburnh… I'm here to help. Your friend, Andy".