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97215 Portland, OR
Joined June 2008
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Learn how to build a CI/CD pipeline that includes secure golden image generation with HashiCorp Packer, #Terraform, and #Vault. hashi.co/3LlWQST
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Want to learn more about infra as code and @HashiCorp Terraform? Join @stoffee, @ambermilavec and me for our @WWCodePortland DevOps Study night on May 20th. meetup.com/Women-Who-Code-Po…
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how to be a better human: read a book write a letter clean a toilet
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All-Day #HashiTalks is starting now! Join us here during the next 24-hours: hashi.co/2GAq9mQ
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In 1992, Sinead O'Connor ripped up a picture of the Pope on live television, in protest of the rampant child sexual abuse the Catholic Church was actively covering up.
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Mexico's largest airline is trolling Americans and it's the best. h/t @Aeromexico
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There will no real social progress in this country unless we have the courage to take on Wall Street, the insurance companies, the drug companies, the military-industrial complex, the fossil fuel industry, the prison industry and all the other forces of greed.
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Replying to @mthoodmeadows
@mthoodmeadows any eta on the power being restored? The lines today are crazy
worth repeating.. there is no ‘stomach flu’. it’s norovirus. and getting a flu shot won’t help. it’s highly contagious, so stay home and bleach everything your fluids spattered on. also, that food poisoning you got last night probably was also, making you contagious.
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I had a police officer stationed in my high school. At one point he got a warrant to investigate me for a stolen calculator, that I didn’t steal. He kicked down my door after school one day with 8 other cops in riot gear with guns drawn on my Grandma.
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We fully expect the demonstrations tonight to be safe, peaceful, and engaging. We hope that everyone has a great time. This is just a reminder, based on our previous demonstrations, to abide by the laws.
Portland, we want everyone to have a safe and fun election night. We want everyone to be able to safely exercise their 1st amendment rights. But know the laws: You cannot block streets, freeways or public transportation. And most importantly — violence will not be tolerated.
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News Release: PBOT releases results of E-Scooter User Survey bit.ly/2q62VuI #scootpdx #pdxtraffic
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I will not be returning to @RoseanneOnABC.
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Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
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Interesting keynote from @nutanix CTO - they are taking #NSX head on and competing in the #microsegmentation race #sdn #FLOW #NEXTconf
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Make. This. Go. Viral. Because. The. Media. Won't. Muslim groups raise ~$500,000 for families of Portland heroes thinkprogress.org/muslim-gro…
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Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara and Chris Elliott are back! #SchittsCreek Season 3 premieres Tonight 8P/7c on @PopTV.
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