Here for a good time, not a long time!
Princeton University
Joined January 2025
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Charlie Murder 🥡 retweeted
jerking off to instagram reels and getting pavlov'd into a burger fetish because i saw a mcdonald's ad
jelqing is such a scam i've been doing that shit everyday for 6+ years and i've only managed to lose half an inch
Charlie Murder 🥡 retweeted
go suck one million cocks and come back to me once you can understand a fraction of the pain i've experienced in life
gave an old man a hand job and he came for the first time in 20 years i call that a stroke of good luck
Charlie Murder 🥡 retweeted
smoking all these chinese vape pens has given me some sort of "forever erection"
Charlie Murder 🥡 retweeted
jay-z please can you pipe down for a fucking second i think the beat is trying to tell me something
Charlie Murder 🥡 retweeted
logically speaking, there is a very specific combination of pills in my medicine cabinet i can take to have "maximum fun." i just have to find it
i parasocially love all of you, even the sex bots ❤️
especially the sex bots ❤️
like this tweet if you're a sex bot ❤️
