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Obsessed with Blaseball and cursed with Jazz Hands. (they/them or he/him)

Joined August 2020
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Season 2, Day 90 #blaseball @DallasSteaks @ @blaseball_jazz I dusted off my scorecards to catalogue the Jazz Hands' desperate attempt to win Siggy back on the last game of the season. Unfortunately, Siggy did not to come back and the rest of the Steaks didn't want that either.
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Congrats to Fish Summer for being the 5th player to win 5 championships, adding to their haul with the @CHSSTFans today. Summer is also the 4th player to win 4 overchampionships, and the 2nd to win championships with 3 different teams.
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Season 1, Day 90 #blaseball @AtlantisBlasebl @ @blaseball_jazz A tense, back-and-forth game falls the Jands' way despite some heroics from Daisuke Witless. Of course, it doesn't amount to much with the Georgias already in playoffs and the Jazz Hands are well out of playoffs.
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Season 1, Day 58 #blaseball @blaseball_jazz @ @TheSeaGarages boxscore Henry Marshallow hits a homer to shame the Jazz Hands after Timmy Vine almost throws it all away by pitching a meatball to Jes煤s Koch.
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Season 1, Day 36 #blaseball Georgias @ @blaseball_jazz box score I only recorded the Jands because I fell behind in the first half inning. A better-than-expected performance from Kitfo on the mound fell apart in the 7th.
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Season 1, Day 7 #Blaseball @nymillenials @ @blaseball_jazz boxscore Some clutch hitting from Stink gets the Jands a win.
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Season 1, Day 5 #blaseball @SpyHouston @ @blaseball_jazz Mindy Khan wins it for the Spies. Now featuring WPA.
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Last one for now, gonna take a break. zz
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Season 1, Day 4 #blaseball @SpyHouston @ @blaseball_jazz Shout-out to Abu-Zaid for legging out an infield double.
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#blaseball Season 1, Day 3 @Blaseball_Core @ @blaseball_jazz I did both teams this time.
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Jazz Hands ranked by WPA: R Chavez +34% S Castillo +4% T Cain -5% J Koch -9% B Jokes -10% A Stink -11% Q Dogwalker -12% E Sato -14% S Donaldson -16% B Dragovich -18%
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With SIBR tools down, I am manually doing Jand boxscores for the moment. This is mostly accurate. #blaseball @blaseball_jazz @ CORE Season 1 Day 2
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uh that should be CORE @ JAZZ. oh well. if you want the text version, message me.
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In part 2 of #Blasetober, I wanted to focus on a @blaseball_jazz player whose career ended in a flurry of Certified Blaseball Moments. The allergic reaction, the reverb, the siphoning, the incineration. Combs did not deserve to go out the way they did, but it's the Blaseball way.
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It's the 1st here, so here's my first entry into #Blasetober using Excel and poor font choices. We don't have a lot of records from when The Book was opened, so I used the existing Season 2 and 3 data and effectively guessed what the @blaseball_jazz all-time hits leaders were.
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Reviving this account to post my @BlaseballHoF ballot. It took a lot of deliberation and I'm sad about some of my exclusions but there has to be a cut-off somewhere.
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I'm glad Jaylen made it and unsurprised to see PM make it too. I decided to lessen my criteria this week and help a few more enter the Hall, and then tossed in a few more votes for some of my favourites: Cell, Kichiro and Summers.
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Congrats to Jaxon on a deserved induction! Of the newies, I'll throw some votes to Francisco, Isaac and Randy. I never actually knew Francisco used to be such a strong batter, they are truly deserving of some votes.
The Breath Mints.
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Harvey Norman's been having a bit of a rough week so we sent the Surprise Spruiker to help them out
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